National fuck your friends day

national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.

(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.

overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.

by sexytime696969696969 June 26, 2021

National Fuck Your Friend Day

On August 10th, is the day where you can fuck your friend without permission!

Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!”

John: “What is that?”

Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”

John: “Oh no.”

by NicePerson200 August 10, 2022

National fuck an Xbox day

The day where you lose a game of modern warfare 2 and you get have the urge to go fuck your Xbox!

Good morning! It’s National fuck an Xbox day!

by Nationaldays13 August 28, 2023

National Fuck Your Partner Day

July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.

Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."

Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."

Chad: "Can we still fuck?"

Brenda: "lol ya"

by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 1, 2021

National Fuck-Wad day

a day to remeber whos a fuckwad in your life or no longer part of your life. april 29th.

oh god i just saw taylor, not suprised he's out on national fuck-wad day.

by 14werewolfcocks April 29, 2022

National Fuck Day

what the fuck? are you sick? its not a fucking real day!! go die in a fire you sicko if you think its real

person 1: "hey! did you know that june 21 is national fuck day?"
person 2: " go kill yourself bitch! its a stupid thing to believe!"

by char_spring June 4, 2022

National fuck your crush day

The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.

“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”

by Stretch47 November 3, 2020