murked ass hoe

a stoner chick, usually attractice, usually an absolute whore, doesn't mind getting on her knees. as long as she is super high, drunk, or a nice combination of the two. if all this shit results in her head over the toliet bowl, she doesn't care AS LONG AS SHE GETS MURKED.

boy: dude, she smoked so much, THAT BITCH IS MURKED.
other boy: hahaha, she's a murked ass hoe. she'll get down on you in a second!

by murkedasshoe October 8, 2009

i will murk you

A statement, which is used to describe a person (most commonly a friend) who is about to partake in an action of unpleasantry an annoyance. It pretty much means you wanna fight them.

Friend 1: "Dude, I'm gonna eat the last Ice Cream bar."
Friend 2: "I will murk you if you do so, faggot."

by NateDoggeh February 13, 2017

murk em up

this can be used when playing call of duty world at war when you aspire to or successfully kill a large number of nazi zombies in a small amount of time.

Ben: I see you have the wunderwaffe.....

Lee: Yep.. The Waffe is gonna MURK EM UP.

Ben: Yea boi!!!!

by callofdutyaddict December 30, 2010

Murk a nigg nation

this is what your group is called on call of duty, halo, gears of war, etc.
when you murk anyone in your way
and you are all child prodigies.
like I.

"damn riley you are in Murk a nigg nation"

"thanks kid, we murk niggz"

by murkaniggnation April 3, 2009

Murk-and-Jerk

To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.

Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"

Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"

by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016

Murk

When someone kills someone or short for murder in a gang or rapper form Murk

Person 1:*gun shots* yea got you now

Person 2: *tried to catch air* just wait
Person 3 (witness):oh shit they just got murked 😳
Person 1:Mhm that’s that shit he deserved

by K4ASHIN MONEY 😜 March 8, 2021

Murk

a person you dislike so much, or don’t have much feeling 4

“how’d you feel about meeting marla ?”
“she’s a murk”

by riconasty515 September 3, 2018