murked ass hoe

a stoner chick, usually attractice, usually an absolute whore, doesn't mind getting on her knees. as long as she is super high, drunk, or a nice combination of the two. if all this shit results in her head over the toliet bowl, she doesn't care AS LONG AS SHE GETS MURKED.

boy: dude, she smoked so much, THAT BITCH IS MURKED.
other boy: hahaha, she's a murked ass hoe. she'll get down on you in a second!

by murkedasshoe October 8, 2009

i will murk you

A statement, which is used to describe a person (most commonly a friend) who is about to partake in an action of unpleasantry an annoyance. It pretty much means you wanna fight them.

Friend 1: "Dude, I'm gonna eat the last Ice Cream bar."
Friend 2: "I will murk you if you do so, faggot."

by NateDoggeh February 13, 2017

murk em up

this can be used when playing call of duty world at war when you aspire to or successfully kill a large number of nazi zombies in a small amount of time.

Ben: I see you have the wunderwaffe.....

Lee: Yep.. The Waffe is gonna MURK EM UP.

Ben: Yea boi!!!!

by callofdutyaddict December 30, 2010

Murk a nigg nation

this is what your group is called on call of duty, halo, gears of war, etc.
when you murk anyone in your way
and you are all child prodigies.
like I.

"damn riley you are in Murk a nigg nation"

"thanks kid, we murk niggz"

by murkaniggnation April 3, 2009

murk rock

A subgenre of rock music featuring heavy bass, trip-hop drum grooves, psychedelic guitars, SLOW tempos and ominous/mysterious lyrical themes. Can also use piano and experimental production to evoke a sophisticated "secret agent" vibe, or a mysterious far-away "underwater" feeling (hence the term murk).

Essentially, goth + grunge with electronic elements.

David Bowie's "Something in the Air (American Psycho Remix" is murk rock.

Rik Schaffer's instrumental tracks for VtM:B are murk rock.

Frøst's "Drag You Under" is murk rock.

by Choward Murphis November 22, 2024

Murk

Smile of God.
The most perfect women in the entire universe.

And it was that Murk I saw .. that make me fell for her bad.

by ADMRR143 November 24, 2021

Murk-and-Jerk

To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.

Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"

Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"

by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016