a stoner chick, usually attractice, usually an absolute whore, doesn't mind getting on her knees. as long as she is super high, drunk, or a nice combination of the two. if all this shit results in her head over the toliet bowl, she doesn't care AS LONG AS SHE GETS MURKED.
boy: dude, she smoked so much, THAT BITCH IS MURKED.
other boy: hahaha, she's a murked ass hoe. she'll get down on you in a second!
other boy: hahaha, she's a murked ass hoe. she'll get down on you in a second!
by murkedasshoe October 8, 2009

A statement, which is used to describe a person (most commonly a friend) who is about to partake in an action of unpleasantry an annoyance. It pretty much means you wanna fight them.
Friend 1: "Dude, I'm gonna eat the last Ice Cream bar."
Friend 2: "I will murk you if you do so, faggot."
Friend 2: "I will murk you if you do so, faggot."
by NateDoggeh February 13, 2017

this can be used when playing call of duty world at war when you aspire to or successfully kill a large number of nazi zombies in a small amount of time.
by callofdutyaddict December 30, 2010

this is what your group is called on call of duty, halo, gears of war, etc.
when you murk anyone in your way
and you are all child prodigies.
like I.
when you murk anyone in your way
and you are all child prodigies.
like I.
by murkaniggnation April 3, 2009

Girl: Did you see our new teacher?
Friend: That new Murk in school?
Girl: Yeah that one.
Friend: Lol yeah, he has such a cameltoe.
Friend: That new Murk in school?
Girl: Yeah that one.
Friend: Lol yeah, he has such a cameltoe.
by SceamBiersack July 1, 2011

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by Sir. Jack-alot June 6, 2018
