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murked ass hoe

a stoner chick, usually attractice, usually an absolute whore, doesn't mind getting on her knees. as long as she is super high, drunk, or a nice combination of the two. if all this shit results in her head over the toliet bowl, she doesn't care AS LONG AS SHE GETS MURKED.
boy: dude, she smoked so much, THAT BITCH IS MURKED.
other boy: hahaha, she's a murked ass hoe. she'll get down on you in a second!
by murkedasshoe October 8, 2009
mugGet the murked ass hoemug.

i will murk you

A statement, which is used to describe a person (most commonly a friend) who is about to partake in an action of unpleasantry an annoyance. It pretty much means you wanna fight them.
Friend 1: "Dude, I'm gonna eat the last Ice Cream bar."
Friend 2: "I will murk you if you do so, faggot."
by NateDoggeh February 13, 2017
mugGet the i will murk youmug.

murk em up

this can be used when playing call of duty world at war when you aspire to or successfully kill a large number of nazi zombies in a small amount of time.
Ben: I see you have the wunderwaffe.....

Lee: Yep.. The Waffe is gonna MURK EM UP.

Ben: Yea boi!!!!
by callofdutyaddict December 30, 2010
mugGet the murk em upmug.

Murk a nigg nation

this is what your group is called on call of duty, halo, gears of war, etc.
when you murk anyone in your way
and you are all child prodigies.
like I.
"damn riley you are in Murk a nigg nation"

"thanks kid, we murk niggz"
by murkaniggnation April 3, 2009
mugGet the Murk a nigg nationmug.

Murk

A male person that has a light brown-brown skin and black hair.
Girl: Did you see our new teacher?
Friend: That new Murk in school?
Girl: Yeah that one.
Friend: Lol yeah, he has such a cameltoe.
by SceamBiersack July 1, 2011
mugGet the Murkmug.

Murk

Smile of God.
The most perfect women in the entire universe.
And it was that Murk I saw .. that make me fell for her bad.
by ADMRR143 November 24, 2021
mugGet the Murkmug.

Murk

Murk will now stand for jacking someone off according to half a dozen kids online.
Damn Sarah just murked Ronny last night
by Sir. Jack-alot June 6, 2018
mugGet the Murkmug.

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