march 22nd

pain.

MCR broke up on march 22nd fucking F U C K

Person: Guess what
Other person: what?
Person: march 22nd is coming
Other person: *cries*

by n o May 14, 2018

March 31

March 31st is National warmth day... People born on this day bring brightness and warmth in everyone's lives.

She was born on march 31st..no wonder she's warm - hearted

by Pari301 October 15, 2019

March 7

This day is one of the most important days for birthdays. If you're born on match 7 you're a beautiful, smart and talented person. Everyone needs a friend that's born on March 7.

”Hey did you hear Sandra is born on March 7?”
”Omg, no way, we need to be friends with her!”
”You're so right!”

by Marchrocks October 14, 2019

March 23

March 23 is the day your crush will tell you that they like you.

March 23

I like you from your crush

by Lebron James is TRASHHHHH October 24, 2019

March 5th

This is the day the baddest bitch was born.

Oh, she was born on March 5th? She’s the baddest bitch.

by BABBAPP October 16, 2019

March 8

The day the smartest person was born.

Wow today is March 8, i wonder where the smartest person is?

by docmdd November 3, 2019

Penalty Merchant

A pen merchant is an individual who’s only form of scoring is from penalties. One notorious pen merchant is Chelsea player “Porginho” who somehow placed 3rd in the 2021 ballon d’or awards after scoring 11 goals that happened to be 11 penalties. He ghosted for Euro 2020 and UCL 20/21

Friend 1: hey did Chelsea win last night?
Friend 2: yes thanks to Porginho! He’s a world class penalty merchant

by Libelllula December 31, 2021