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mustard wash

A sexual act between a male and a female.

This act begins with the female giving a hearty blowjob to the male. Once the blowjob is complete, the male ejaculates into the female's mouth. Instantly after the aforementioned ejaculation, the male also urinates into the females mouth hole. This maneuver is best done when the male is slightly dehydrated, as to make his urine more of a yellowish hue.

After the semen and urine are in the female's mouth, she keeps her lips around the male's penis and proceeds to slosh and motorboat the mixture around the males penis. Resulting in a feeling that can only be compared with sticking your penis in a warm bowl of marshmallow cream.
Guy 1: Dude! last night I got my girlfriend to give me another mustard wash!

Guy 2: You seriously need to pee before you get head next time.
by george133 June 14, 2011
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Mustard Snack

The perfect inbetween meal snack. Visit www.mustardsnack.com to view this delicacy
by Get.it.girl December 15, 2010
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Mustard & Mayonaise

Colored Side walls on Tires.Mustard is defined as the yellow sidewalls, Mayonaise is defined as the white side walls. Together they are refered to as Mustard and Mayonaise, refered to by hip hop artists in Vallejo, California
Yo Dog that Nigga is Rollin on twenty twos wit Mustard and Mayonaise
by Los of Vallejo April 5, 2004
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Mustard Pee

The yellowish liquid that comes out from an upside down mustard bottle right before you squirt mustard onto a food item. Usually groans can be heard from the squirter indicating that mustard pee came out of the bottle instead of mustard.
Ugh! There's mustard pee all over my hot dog!
by Cannibalporsche July 3, 2011
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cunt mustard

Vaginal discharge that a woman gets when she has caught a bad STD and doesn't bathe or get treatment for months.
Man, this chick got a bad case of cunt mustard.
by Defcon One January 12, 2009
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Mustard plug

The Coolest band that no one knows about. Plays awsome Ska music!!!!
So Eliza have you heard of mustard plug?

Omfg they are the best band ever..we are going to the concert right?

HELL YEAH
by hottnes March 5, 2005
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Mustard gas

Mustard gas: lighting a fat gb (gravity bong) bowl.
Friend: oh shit this mustard gas is gonan destroy me.

Me: Muuuosstarddd gassss 💨
by Mikey herman 🎅🏿 November 13, 2018
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