mormon

A cult that believes in some very dark, twisted things. Also known as the Church Of Emperor Palpatine and Latter Day Sith. Huff is the current incarnation of Palpatine. Joseph Smith was the first incarnation of Palpatine.

Mormon apprentices are everywhere. All answer to their master Palpatine.

by Dahk Load July 24, 2008

mormon

someone who's cpw ratio (children per wife)is too big

This stupid mormon that I know is a moocher and doesn't know when to shut the fuck up

by intrnashonalsuperstud 0 August 6, 2008

mormon

a homosexual man who is gay and likes at least six cocks in his ass at one time and also believe in a fucking bullshit homo religion

Mormon priest dude:"wow, i'd eat out his ass anyday" A follower of the mormon religion: "HELLZ YEAH MOTHA FUCKA, I A'INT CARIN' IF HE BE LIVING IN A TRAILER"

by someone special (deraj) October 3, 2008

Mormon

1. A true prophet of God who lived in the ancient Americas and compiled the Book of Mormon around 600 A.D.
2. A member of the LDS faith.

Are you Mormon?

No, Mormon died, like, 1400 years ago. I'm a member of the LDS church, though. Is that what you meant?

Yeah.

by Kickback256 August 19, 2013

Mormon

Mormonism, Or Mormon, Is a Religious Faith Based in Christianity. We Believe in Everything that Most Christian Faiths do, But Believe that Jesus Christ Also Visited The Americas.

"The Mormon Temple is Bringing Constructed No Far From Here."

by Benjamin W.R. Ziebell October 13, 2016

mormon

A group of people part of a religion whose populace mostly lives in Utah and have a deep love of Napoleon Dynamite, BYU, Elder Uchtdorf and Holland, and all things Geeky.

She's a mormon, so talk about Star Wars, BYU, or the German man in the white shirt.

by Ray Maximoff November 9, 2017

Mormon

The term "mormon" is slang for members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. They read from the Bible, the Book of Mormon, the Pearl of Great Price, and the Doctrine and Covenants. They are for the most part, very kind people and do not believe in the use of alcohol, drugs, coffee, and tea. The Church of Jesus Christ is the only christian church that teaches that we are spirits and had a pre-mortal life. During the pre-mortal life, they believe that we chose to come down to earth, then after our mortal life, we go back to Heavenly Father and become immortal. They believe that God always wants us to be happy, and that he loves us endlessly.

1: can I talk with missionaries?
2: you want to be mormon?
1: yeah

by always music June 25, 2020