Mike is a name chosen by stupid persian guys who want to be american and are usually named Mohammad, or some other M name. they tend to be flashy but broke as hell, and try to pick up on mexican girls because they cant get persian pussy.
by Behnaz February 27, 2008
to be fired from a job only to be rehired back a short-time later for a similar job in the same company.
Random tactless employee: "Hey Jennie, I'm surprised to see you here, I thought you were let go last month."
Jennie: I was but I was miked.
Jennie: I was but I was miked.
by Mr Stability February 04, 2010
by GREENYCREW September 11, 2007
a douche who breaks up with a girl on her birthday and finds another girlfriend within 2 weeks that is 4 years younger than him!
by mikeisanass January 08, 2010
Also known as 'magic miked' or 'magic milking'. Involves keeping eye contact with another person while removing (any) item of clothing.
"Hey dude, why are you so upset"
"Oh man, I was getting changed and my mum was talking to me!"
"So...?"
"I think I miked her"
"Dude you're sick"
"Oh man, I was getting changed and my mum was talking to me!"
"So...?"
"I think I miked her"
"Dude you're sick"
by Dongledawg July 21, 2017
"Everyone at that party was miked out by the end of the night" or "hey bro, let's get miked tonight, I bought lots of fireball"
by Doodlydoo March 10, 2016
the most astonishing, astounding, surprising, bewildering, stunning, staggering, shocking, startling, stupefying, breathtaking, perplexing, confounding, dismaying, and disconcerting person ever.
by miminoto April 26, 2021