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Midwest Zest

A word that describes the highly questionable things that men do towards each other publicly (not private, if you’re doing it in private it’s not zesty that’s just homosexuality,(which is also ok too)honestly) commonly seen amongst males 17-29 located in suburban midwestern communities.
“Yo so Jacob tried to hit me with some Midwest zest last night”
“Really what’d he do this time?”
“Bro tried to French kiss me”
Other examples:

-“Good Game” Ass slaps
-Dry humping each other
-Staring into each others eyes with an immense amount of passion just before you climax… by ending the game of 2k with a buzzer beater 3.
by YungElderly June 16, 2023
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Midwest Santa

When someone brings a case of beer over to your house for a party, drinks one, and leaves the rest in your fridge.
"damn, Brian left 4 bottles of Bud light in the fridge"
"MF is always pulling a Midwest Santa"
by Melvin2366 April 2, 2023
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Midwest Princess

he term Midwest Princess can be open to interpretation and often varies based on individual perspectives. Generally, it refers to a distinct persona or aesthetic seen in certain regions of the American Midwest. Characteristics commonly associated with a Midwest Princess include:

Fashion Choices: They might be seen wearing camouflage attire, bedazzled jeans, and Ed Hardy tops.

Tattoos: Poorly done tattoo sleeves are also a recognizable feature.

Pageantry: The term can extend to those who hold titles such as Princess Kay or other Midwest pageant winners.

Overall, a Midwest Princess embodies a blend of regional pride, unique fashion sense, and a sometimes whimsical or eclectic approach to style and identity.
She's so midwest princess! <3
by itsthevibes June 6, 2024
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the rise and fall of a midwest princess

Album by Chappell Roan. Includes songs about general love, lesbian love, queer acceptance, and others. Bangers all around, no skips.
"The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess is such a great album!"
"The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess is giving slay"
by randominusII August 4, 2024
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Midwest Mojito

Any drink that gets tainted with grass clippings while mowing and you continue to drink it. (Just like a mojito, replaces the mint with grass)
Wind picked up and filled Earl's Busch Light full of grass clippings but its not stopping him from drinking it. He calls that the midwest mojito.
by ajm3 June 6, 2025
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Midwest trespass

The act of doing a neighbor a favor such as mowing the yard, or shoving snow without telling them.
Trespassers are often caught and given baked goods.
"Neighbors yard is getting tall, better mow it for them. "

"You going to ask them first?"

"Nope, Midwest trespass."
by anonymous June 12, 2025
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Midwest Cicada

When you get your taint tickled and your balls squeezed at the same time and cum without warning, leading to a high pitched scream of pleasure.
Dude, she busted out the midwest cicada last night. It was an absolute mess.
by thedrunkriders April 4, 2024
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