Matthew

Matthew is a redneck midget who chews tobacco, and hits on his girlfriend's best friend.

Matthew: "Hey baby come give me some tongue."
Girlfriend: "Eww gross you just put in some dip!!"

by kopns April 1, 2009

Matthew

A guy who is just plain annoying. This motherfucker has the stankest breath I have ever smelt, and is always coughing and speading is mank breath around like a cloud.
A gaming douschbag who thinks he is just the coolest, when everyone is actually laughing behind his back.
He like stealing internet and looks at alot of porn on his Iphone during lectures.

Guy 1: Yo bro, here have a mint.
Guy 2: Naw bro, I'm cool.
Guy 1: Take the muthafuckin mint! Don't be a Matthew!

Stop speadring that shit round like a Matthew

by Icarus92 November 2, 2012

Matthew

Matthew the man that will lay down the pipe and a plus the best of any touch

Have you ever been touched by Jesus well matthew can help

by 69theguy69 March 14, 2017

Matthew

Fucking alpha male

Hey look at Matthew over there... so alpha

by Yikesa February 3, 2018

Matthew

Big dick and stronger than an ox, he will fuck you till you squirt all over.

Oh God Matthew that's so veiny and big.

by your mother's lover February 28, 2015

Matthew

A cock sucker. He's such a prick and not to mention terrible with ladies. What a fag.

Stop being a Matthew.

by Money9801 November 26, 2016

Matthew

A Matthew is a guy who is tall, introverted, serious, and somewhat awkward yet mysteriously fuckable. Matthews usually have dark hair. However, there is a special species of Matthews known as the Mullins species which are blond-haired and extroverted. These Matthews are said to have magical social abilities and are well-liked, but regular Matthews are said to be better in bed.

"I really want to fuck a Matthew" - Said every smart person ever.

by bluegreengrass January 13, 2014