A man who manages a cafe. When the prying eyes of the public finally scamper away from him he begins his true hobby. Elf Slave Trade, Morrison travels to New Zealand bi-weekly to ensure that his elves are up to par, he kills the slightly stubby ones, and fornicates with the well built ones. Once done with this activity Morrison returns to the cafe to continue his cycle of laundering money to fund more elven sex camps. Truly an abhorrent being.
Jong - "Hey you see morrison cabonilas on the news?"
Scott - "Yeah looks like they finally caught that sick son of a bitch"
Scott - "Yeah looks like they finally caught that sick son of a bitch"
by Scott Thommy February 8, 2024
Get the morrison cabonilasmug. by heidi j. isodbf d February 23, 2022
Get the Max Morrisonmug. Talia Morrison is a breathtaking, beautiful girl, who loves volleyball, singing, and theatre. She has the voice of an angel. She will not be overlooked by some losers on a corner, but instead stand her ground and fight for what she thinks is right. Now even though she can seem mean her heart is full of gold and love for everyone she’s around. She puts so much time and effort into what she does and always has a second mind. Talia Morrison has a really nice body including boobs and butt that any man can’t comprehend. Talia has a nice warmhearted spirit that will for sure shine through
Person one: wow that girl over there was really sweet, and she looks so good.
Person two: yeah she’s a Talia Morrison
Person two: yeah she’s a Talia Morrison
by Girly girl 3000 January 21, 2025
Get the Talia Morrisonmug.