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The Margarita Mudslide

This my friend, is a new definition to happy hour at a bar. So it's basically an unruly shot method where you order a margarita slushie pitcher and then offer your lady friend to bend over and with a funnel attempt a makeshift ice luge while really tempting Montezuma's revenge on the way down.
1. My lady friend promised she had impeccable sphincter control before we attempted the Margarita Mudslide at the local bar. Boy was I in for a surprise when I tasted a little bit of funk.

2. I tried the Margarita Mudslide on the Cinco de Mayo and dubbed it, for one night only, the Sphincter de Mayo with a Latin twist.
by WunInchWundurr July 8, 2024
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paula margarita

Not unlike a Paula, a Paula Margarita is the oracle of natural beauty, exoticness, & uniqueness. She is wild & delicious, just like a typical Margarita. Except this one is always made with Patron, popular & smooth, with a kick!
"Paula Margarita sure wore me out last night. She had me seeing double! "
"He'll need a night to recover after a Paula Margarita!"
by KariAnnTheWildFlower December 20, 2016
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Margarita Rimjob

The sexual act or desire to put a rim of salt around a person’s asshole, then eating their ass along with the rim of salt.
Yea they were a cool date, they even gave me a Margarita Rimjob in bed. I have a new kink now.
by Totebag Papi September 14, 2022
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Toilet Margarita

An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.
After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.
by Oscar & Stella September 26, 2023
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Angelina Margarita Castaneda

is the most sweetest girl ever, she’s very pretty and is so respectful. she’s funny and always brightens up the mood.
“Omg you know Angelina Margarita Castaneda?, She’s so sweet!”
by 2xwinwin December 31, 2021
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Margarita

This is a totally sexy, young, blonde, beautiful girl that everyone loves! She is hardworking, smart, sweet, has a great sense of humour, and practically every guy is in love with her. She is athletic and has amazing talents in almost everything. Knows how to have fun. She can be horny at times and does love her pleasures. Anything she wears makes her sexy and brings out her body.

Rare to find.
Person 1: yo did you see that girl????
Person 2: yeah man... She's Margarita, I love her
by Good example November 21, 2021
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Margarita-Minivan

A game where one person tries to direct conversation in the direction of issues related to margaritas, and that person's opponent tries to direct conversation in the direction of minivans. A player's offensive turn ends when the person allows himself or herself to be dragged into the other person's topic. The person whose offensive turn lasts longest wins. Optional: third parties can try to "mess with" the opponents by trying to trick them into talking about the opponent's topic. (This is called a "Third Party Psychout" or "Curveball.")
"Bro/Sis, you just said minivans are stupid! You lose this game we are playing, which is called Margarita-Minivan."
by trufrend June 9, 2018
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