da place where all da bitchez come to learn da language of loooove.
we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.
at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.
if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.
we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.
at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.
if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.
Sloot: Hey, so you going to the Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program today?
Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.
Kid #1: ME TOO!
Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.
Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.
Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET
Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.
Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.
Kid #1: ME TOO!
Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.
Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.
Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET
Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.
by iheartshakespearesomuch December 13, 2010
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If you miss the deadline for returning a book to your local library, expect a call from your local government agency.
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by KingTrump December 26, 2016
Get the Library mug.that ugly fuck in the school library that has a constant need to yell at people for stupid crap. like sitting at a computer when you didnt sign up for it, or having too many kids at one table, or walking out.
she gets no respect at all and was probably teased when she was in high school.
kids throw things at her.
she gets no respect at all and was probably teased when she was in high school.
kids throw things at her.
library bitch: "you can't have six kids at this table. where did you get those extra chairs?"
kid: ignores her because she doesn't matter
library bitch: "i will write you up unless you put those chairs back where they belong."
kid: "bitch."
kid: ignores her because she doesn't matter
library bitch: "i will write you up unless you put those chairs back where they belong."
kid: "bitch."
by yeoooooo January 19, 2009
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This effect may be observed at any any favorite store or place.
This effect may be observed at any any favorite store or place.
After a few minutes of looking at (whatever) the library effect kicked in sending Steve to the bathroom.
by fuzzygreysocks January 26, 2010
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Oh no i dont think so young man! You are going to move this computer back around, and you're out of here. You are making the library inneficient, and you cant talk because work is to be done individually! Wanna give me a blowjob?
That woman's a library bitch!
That woman's a library bitch!
by the librarian hater February 14, 2007
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