kinetic lawnmower

The act of putting a girl on her face and knees, while grabbing her arms. While fucking her you mow the bed/ carpet with her face.

Ben sweats during the kinetic lawnmower.

by Bigger Biggen March 21, 2014

Maryland Lawnmower

When you’re eating your step sisters ass (or pussy) and you use butter and Old Bay as an ingredient extra flavoring.

He came over, saw my step-sis and asked if I’ve ever hit a “Maryland lawnmower”.

by Bruvongeezy July 13, 2024

lawnmower Man’d

The act of belittling someone by stating the obvious. Jedi level sarcasm.

Damn dude, you just got Lawnmower man’d

by October 13, 2023

human lawnmower

You are a a fucking cow if your called this, I feel sorry if your called this.

YOU SHITTY HUMAN LAWNMOWER!!

by February 25, 2023

human lawnmower

You are a fucking cow if your called this.

YOU ARE A FUCKING HUMAN LAWNMOWER!!

by February 25, 2023

Arab Lawnmower

A arab man inserts his bomb into a womens ass and leaves it there with a 5 day timer to prevent the women from shitting. Once the bomb squad arrives they will rip it out as if it was a lawnmower releasing a bomb full of shit.

P1: Dude why are you covered in shit
P2: me and my girlfriend did the Arab Lawnmower

by theyoungersheisthebetter January 23, 2021

Ukrainian Lawnmower

A sex position performed upside down and backwards (wheelbarrow style) in an attic.

Damn, John is a freak, cause said he wanted to put me in the Ukrainian Lawnmower.

by Nicedemeous6978 March 24, 2024