sewer lobster

1. Someone who is very ugly and smells like a someone took a shit in their pockets. A famous sewer lobster is a boy named Wax from Croswell.

2. A Lobster that somehow wound up in a sewer system

"That kid looks like some kind of sewer lobster"

by old man withers November 11, 2006

Scottish Lobster

When a girl is either laying on her stomach or on all fours facing away from you, you take your thumb and place it in her tooter, then, you take your pointer and middle finger and stuff them in the gateway to her guts. You start to pinch your fingers and thumb together like a lobster. And there you have it!

Johnny took me out for seafood last night, and then he had a second helping of the Scottish Lobster when we got home.

by the bird of prey February 10, 2014

Rat Lobster

A woman with a very hairy unshaved cooter who is on her period.

Joe tell your mom to get her rat lobster out of my face, it tastes like moldy cheese!

by David Love May 18, 2008

larry the lobster

Some gay ass lobster dude, who inspires little kids to do drugs, and commit suicide.

I feel like livin' like larry! Larry the lobster!

by I love Minecraft December 8, 2016

Black Lobster

A place where people go to eat seafood, that has a neon sign out front that reads "Red Lobster", which is populated by an inordinant number of African Americans dressed in their finest attire.

"Hmmm, it's Father's Day and I'm in the mood for an Ultimate Feast... let's go to Black Lobster!"

by JizzleDizzle September 7, 2005

Dragon Lobster

The most epic lobster ever. Its power level is over 9000, and it doesn't afraid of anything.

"DUDE WTF! THAT LOBSTER TOTALLY SNIPPED ME TO DEATH!" "What do you expect? Don't mess with the goddamn dragon lobster.

by Jadcopter March 29, 2009

lobster bisque

A definition of very extreme pink sun burn.

So when your burnt it's lobster bisque !!!

"Dude look at your sun burn .. that's some serious lobster bisque"

by thetruebro June 23, 2014