I'll be speaking to my lawyer!

The adult way of saying "Im telling my mom!"

Idiot: I broke your toy
Idiot #2: I'll be speaking to my lawyer!

by Onehighjump February 20, 2017

Doctors, Lawyers and Indian Chefs

The highest and mightiest of the professional elite... Comes along with all the money, status, and an all you can eat buffet of blonde pussy and of course curry and freshly baked naan

The charity event was filled to the brim with Doctors, Lawyers and Indian Chefs. All the hot babes outside were wet just looking

by D Flawless March 29, 2020

Doctors, Lawyers, or Indian Chiefs

A phrase used to describe a group of successful minorities.

The asian people become Doctors, Lawyers, or Indian Chiefs.

by kingseattle August 18, 2010

Barrack room lawyer

1) UK: A member of the British army that knows every paragraph, clause and sub clause of the Kings or Queens regulations, a book regulating discipline in the British forces.

2) A person that can get out of trouble by a thourogh knowlege of the rules.

Squady 1: Private Houdini's been charged with insubordination, do you think he will be found guilty?

Squady 2: Nah! He will get away with it again by quoting Queens regulations, he is a true barrack room lawyer.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Uncle Leo, you know the Lawyer.

The act of having sex with a full grown midget, then afterwards you shove the midget into a box and send it to anywhere in the world via the Postal Service.

Uncle Leo, you know the Lawyer. Yeah I perform those all the time.

When have you performed a "Uncle Leo, you know the lawyer"?

Well this weekend after I got done banging this Dolly Parton look a like midget I put her ass into a box and sent her ass to Nova Scotia.

by Dagwood Bumstead October 5, 2012

Lawyer

Those lawyers never tell the truth.

Man, he's such a lawyer, he never tells the truth!

by Non Partisan October 18, 2020

Lawyer Red

The guy that is red with rage when you tell him they are not a real lawyer and never will be one. A Lawyer Red will often pretend to know about law and will watch law and order religiously to learn more. Lawyer Reds will also often carry around a copy of the constitution to prove they know more about law than you

"Oh do not try to talk to him about law, he is a total Lawyer Red and will try to out talk you"

by TheCrimsnFuckr November 8, 2017