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The awesome! Inevitably the superior being, able to overcome everything. Spontaneous yet prepared; indescribably crazy and at the same time -cool, calm and collected .. a lick of vanilla ice-cream.
by Kung Fu Nic December 2, 2021
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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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kung fu

you got any of that kung fu karate chop chop motherfucker? i am all out...
by blacksabbathmatters August 24, 2019
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Hong Kung Fu

洪功夫 - Cantonese martial arts, primarily in Hong Kong's industry of martial art based films.
Hong Kong is famou for their Hong Kung Fu movies and the many celebrities born out of the city
by 1m1m0 December 29, 2022
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Kung-Fu

Takes many difficult steps to complete object.
Changing a tire takes some kung-fu.
by Lalajuicy October 3, 2022
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Kung Fu Panda 4

Hey XXXXXX. just went to Kung Fu panda 4 with the wife
Kung Fu Panda 4 - a sexual act you perform while watching a DreamWorks film where you have to channel her inner "Chi"
by oh_hayhay March 9, 2024
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Kung Fu Bear

when a bear flips a stick like a staff
"Did you see the Kung Fu Bear at the zoo?"
"Yeah it spun a stick."
by Bloob bloob October 30, 2020
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