keyboard pattern

what happens when one is bored, most likely when attempting to do an important task such as homework.

advanced patterns also include numbers and special symbols

person 1: have you studied for the test? i need some answers

person 2: poqwlkasmnzxeidjcnrufhvbtyg

person 1: you good bro?

person 2: ghfjdkslavbcnxmztyrueiwoqp

person 1: keyboard pattern's?

person 2: no im just strangling myself

by your reall name March 24, 2021

Keyboard Smash

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Person 1: "aiewhfiuenaijdoijfioa"
Person 2: "interesting"
Person 3: "i get how u feel"
Person 4: "wtf is that"
Persons 1,2, and 3: "its keyboard smash"

by FunChipin February 11, 2022

Kayloo

It's a different pronunciation of Caillou, that mostly old Amazon voices (especially IVONA 2 Eric), and Microsoft text-to-speech voices are unable to pronounce Caillou's name, which can be a funny name.

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh! Kayloo! How dare you sing your theme song, y'know everyone in the universe does not like your theme song, because it's the annoying thing in the planet! That's it! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 22 weeks!

Go upstairs to your room right now!

Then Caillou goes: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

by CentralAnimator May 18, 2022

Your keyboard to God's screen

Variation on "your lips to Gods ears" - may the (perhaps improbable) wish you just typed be received by the Divine, and then brought to fruition. Another way to say, "Boy, I sure hope so!"

"It's like 1989 all over again, in Iran."

"Your keyboard to God's screen."

by smendler June 18, 2009

Butterfly Keyboard

Apple's thinnest and newest keyboard mechanism for their laptops. The lifespan of the keyboard is literally like a butterfly\'s however. Every few weeks or even months after a replacement, you'll probably have to get another replacement for your $1200 to $3000 MacBook Pro. It only takes a single speck of dust can kill the butterfly keyboard.

Man this fucking butterfly keyboard has a ton sticky keys, along with it thinking that I pressed a key twice. Time to call up Apple!

by bush did 911 December 24, 2018

101st keyboard brigade

n A name given to those who are tough guys when commenting anonymously on internet boards.

Oh great, a flamewar has begun. Looks like the 101st Keyboard Brigade has arrived!!

by estiban_acronym August 4, 2004

Keyboard Mashing

Keyboard Mashing is, essentially the result of someone mashing their keyboard in certain circumstances. Such as in times of frustration, anger, boredom, an attempt to relieve stress or due to a violent spasm in the typist's hands and arms. This generally occurs in chatrooms or on chat programs, such as MSN, IRC, AIM etc.

RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Hey dude, what've you been up to today?

RandomMSNnick #2 says:
fghjfghjas da874r

RandomMSNnick #1 says:
Been that kinda day, huh? Ain't seen you Keyboard Mashing in a while..

by Iron_Demon October 8, 2005