Person 1: IMMA FUCKING BEAT THE SHIT INTO YOU YOU FUCKING PUSSY ASS MUG
person 2: ok meet me tommorow round the back of tescos
person 1: FUCKING BRING IT YOU BITCH
* tomorrow*
Person 1: I'm so sorry for saying that to you, i didnt mean it :'( *starts kissing his shoe* please leave me alone D:
person 2: haha, fucking keyboard basher
person 2: ok meet me tommorow round the back of tescos
person 1: FUCKING BRING IT YOU BITCH
* tomorrow*
Person 1: I'm so sorry for saying that to you, i didnt mean it :'( *starts kissing his shoe* please leave me alone D:
person 2: haha, fucking keyboard basher
by The Iranaban August 26, 2011
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