Mighty Kong

(noun) An extraordinarily long and/or wide penis. Not necessarily as hairy as the beast for which it is named.

Guy 1: "Did you go out with that girl yet?"
Guy 2: "No, but tonight, I'm slipping her the Mighty Kong"

by MyBar001k March 25, 2010

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Ghoulie Kong

🎶 He’s always there

Inside your walls

But while you sleep

As your guard falls

He comes out of hiding

To roam the halls

Standing over your bed

Menacingly tall

Ghoulie Kong

Grabs you by the balls 🎶

Victim of Ghoulie Kong: bro I think Ghoulie Kong grabbed my balls last night
Ghoulie Kong denier: what no way

by CreativeCore October 4, 2021

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lanky kong

He has no style, he has no grace, this kong, has a funny face

Hey that Guy has no style and no grace!
Yeah, he's a real lanky kong

by MoloMan December 17, 2016

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Shlonky Kong

KONG YOUR SHLONG

Your a fucking Shlonky Kong

by HE GOT THE NIPS December 11, 2020

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bling kong

A person with the ownership of a substantial amount of bodily jewlery. Usually indicative of men, but in rare cases, in women. (Multiple ear/belly-button/other part piercings.) Bling kongs can be easily separated from a crowd by the sheer quantity of jewelery that they possess. This normally attracts a multitude of women (wanted or not) as well as hordes of co-ballers that seem to know him or her.

Steve: Hey Ben, is it physically possible for someone to wear 37 gold chains while standing?
Ben: Hmm, I really don't know.
<Bling Kong enters the club>
Ben: Damn, I guess you can.

by The Snoop Doggy Bryce December 13, 2008

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danny kong

An extremely broad and spicy sex position. Usually used in rape, along with a banana and other foods. One would shove the food up the butt, and come out the earlobe.

Dang Matt! You wana Danny Kong

by LezOnFleek August 9, 2016

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