A band that (according to this site) started around 2004-2005. The band consist of 3 brothers Nick, Joe, and Kevin. The fans are usually girls the are between the ages of 6-16 or something like that. Their fans are annoying and usually post comments on youtube videos saying stuff like "nick looks so hawt". They also have stupid sayings like "OMJ,OMJJ,and OMNJ". They probally owe most of their sucess to Disney for using their songs in their movies.
by Sciterz June 03, 2008
1. Marginally talented pop boy-band manufactured by large corporation (noun). 2.Keen use of Myspace and Youtube sites to enlist legions of underage fans who seek bland, safe music and parentally-approved young men (verb).
3.Variety of overly processed,non-threatening disposable pop songs and consumer junk that contributes little to culture but generates tons of cash for the machinery involved (adjective).
3.Variety of overly processed,non-threatening disposable pop songs and consumer junk that contributes little to culture but generates tons of cash for the machinery involved (adjective).
1."Hey, did you hear that Wallmart has molded and trained expired Wonderbread and mayonnaise into a fresh pile of Jonas
Brothers."
2. We were gonna learn to play well, write some innovative songs and develop our own ideals but we figured we could just Jonas Brothers our way through.
3.Nobody will want this stuff in five years but right now its totally Jonas Brothers.
Brothers."
2. We were gonna learn to play well, write some innovative songs and develop our own ideals but we figured we could just Jonas Brothers our way through.
3.Nobody will want this stuff in five years but right now its totally Jonas Brothers.
by katsup July 11, 2008
In my opinion, they're okay. I don't think they suck, but on the other hand I don't think they're the greatest band ever & I have no desire to bang Joe.
Their music is fun to listen to, but it's not genius or anything.
And as for their Target commercial, anyone who claimed they did Hello, Goodbye better than The Beatles is a moron.
Their music is fun to listen to, but it's not genius or anything.
And as for their Target commercial, anyone who claimed they did Hello, Goodbye better than The Beatles is a moron.
by Joe!!!!!! August 20, 2008
began their raging popularity in the summer of 2007. band of three studly brothers who are a christian band that started in wycoff new jersey. (in order of age) kevin, joe, and nick. teen pop sensations. almost every teenage girl in the U.S. has heard/or is a fan of them. no profanity, drug refrence, sexual inuendos, or dirty misconceptions.
began in late 2004/early 2005. started touring in 05'
(I became a fan spring 06')
around 20% of thier fans dispise the newer ones who heard year 3000 first and fell in love with them.
currently comepared to the beatles of the teenage girl population.
began in late 2004/early 2005. started touring in 05'
(I became a fan spring 06')
around 20% of thier fans dispise the newer ones who heard year 3000 first and fell in love with them.
currently comepared to the beatles of the teenage girl population.
teenie: OH MY GOSH THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE ON TV!!!
another Teenie: MARRY ME NICK YOU ARE SO HOT
yet another teenie: NICK IS MINE!!!
another Teenie: MARRY ME NICK YOU ARE SO HOT
yet another teenie: NICK IS MINE!!!
by Haley T January 03, 2008
A trio of brothers who had once struggled in advancing in the music business, but finally for the past few years have been acknowledged for their work and been gaining their much deserved recognition. The Jonas Brothers are... Nick, 15, the youngest who recently found out he has Type 1 Diabetes; the lead singer, Joe, 18; and the oldest lead guitarist, Kevin at 20. They have great pop/rock melodies while incorporating most of their own lyrics into song, and are an inspiration to every generation, especially with their undying focus to be a positive medium for the youth of today.
Another reason why to love them:
They're known for being Christians and each of them wear a "Purity ring" to remain celibate until marriage.
I first became a true undying fan this winter of 2007 through a friend when I found out this tid-bit of info on their beliefs. I automatically fell in love with them and with their music--
And because of their major popularity and influence on the public, Disney decided to sign with the Jonas Brothers to help share their same vision on being good role models for the younger generation.
Another reason why to love them:
They're known for being Christians and each of them wear a "Purity ring" to remain celibate until marriage.
I first became a true undying fan this winter of 2007 through a friend when I found out this tid-bit of info on their beliefs. I automatically fell in love with them and with their music--
And because of their major popularity and influence on the public, Disney decided to sign with the Jonas Brothers to help share their same vision on being good role models for the younger generation.
...And get this: I know real music, I sing real music, I'm a real woman who doesn't appreciate listening 24/7 to all that "crank dat hoe", degrading women music and- I'm almost 22! The Jonas Brothers are here to stay!
by *~Jeanie~* January 16, 2008
A band that came from New Jersey
They weren't discovered by many people until after they signed with Disney.
They were better before they signed a huge money contract with Disney.
Nick Jonas is probably the only one with actual talent.
Joe just looks goofy.
They weren't discovered by many people until after they signed with Disney.
They were better before they signed a huge money contract with Disney.
Nick Jonas is probably the only one with actual talent.
Joe just looks goofy.
Jonas hoe : I love the JONAS BROTHERS
Me: Shut up bitch you like them because they sold their soul to Disney.I knew them before disney .
Me: Shut up bitch you like them because they sold their soul to Disney.I knew them before disney .
by Izhani13 April 30, 2009
A group of three desperate, nerdy teenage brothers who wanted to be rock stars but knew they could never make it as the next Alice Cooper so got signed by the Disney Channel and now play shitty pop songs which they call 'rock'. Amazingly, they've sold nearly 8 million records, none of them bought by anyone over the age of 19. But they're mostly adored by tweens who think that guys with curly hair and huge, bushy eyebrows are the next big thing.
Tween 1: OMG have you heard the Jonas Brothers' new single??!!
Tween 2: Yeah yeah I have! I have to go see them in concert some day ohmigod!
Older Girl: *punches tweens in the face*
Tween 2: Yeah yeah I have! I have to go see them in concert some day ohmigod!
Older Girl: *punches tweens in the face*
by Ms.Thrift August 31, 2009