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Johanne

The unseen God chained in human form, when he is freed he will one day consume all life and devour the light from the heavens before making the world anew. Without destruction there can be no creation. Beautiful and powerful this God lives for combat and to see his enemies driven before him. As the strongest of the old Gods and the most devoted to mankind, he alone was powerful enough to make the ultimate sacrifice a God could make. In order to make ensure that mankind could not be destroyed by the other Gods and to aid mankind when others would not he gave up his divinity and was bound in human form. As long as he endures this curse mankind will never fade from the earth.

As a mortal he will experience countless pains and suffering endlessly being reincarnated only to be tormented over and over again as the other gods wait for his spirit to extinguish so that they may wipe humanity from the earth. Much as he did in the early days when chaos reigned and monsters still walked the land he protects his children with his own body. Though his form may vary this God will always be recognizable by those who know what to look for. His spirit feeds all of mankind and gives them passion and courage to face the unknown. When mankind huddled in their dens of mud fearful of the world and its dangers it was Johanne that gave them fire, taught them the ways of war, and gave them the courage to face the darkness and scream out a challenge.
Bow before the bound God, bow before Johanne- Praise his name for he is all things always and forever.
by Ivictus January 17, 2021
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Johannes

the sexiest man all i could say. hes amazing, he has a big dick he just doesnt admit it. if u ever see Johannes in ur life, better watch out cuz he has already gf for sure. his gf would throw fangs at every who trying hit him. hes perfect man ull ever find ur life, Johannes stands for perfection, hes just perfect any guy could be. the funniest, and the kindest person. hes a keeper and his handsome looks, oh me
Girl: Damnit why u make my heart race
Johannes: Only for you babe
by CrazyForJohannes July 24, 2022
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Johanne

The best mom you could think of
Person: Your kid looks awful
Johanne: *shoots them*
by Ollibolli November 27, 2021
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Megra Johannes

sem. 2

Megra is sad more often than I'd like her to be. She's also way too hard on herself and it makes life hard for her. Megra is beautiful but is blind to it which is SOOO FRUSTURATINGGG. Her face is literally beautiful and is so much prettier when its happy. McKara has so much good about her. She is determined, powerful, thoughtful, and fun-loving. She is always singing which would be annoying but her voice is absolute butter. McKara is a vault of beauty and loveliness and I hope to see it unlocked- SOON
Megra Johannes is so gorgeous... how does she think she's ugly??????

Who's birthday is tomrrow?? Megra's!!
by butterbbybahp March 5, 2019
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johanns

Johanns is a amazing person he doesn't get sleep because he worries about other people. Hes a good father. Hes caring ,kind,and funny but can get a little selfish. He's also addicted to video games
Johanns is a amazing person
by nhgfvnhgfc kfmas June 7, 2020
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