that one kid at school that thinks hes john cena but has a -984732498273 centimeter penis. he always hangs with the hot girls no matter what. he always tries to fight someone when someone gets in his way but he's usually the one that gets beat up.
by aid44nn December 13, 2021
A short Asian kid who likes to say he do eat have a big ego when he does. Is funny and caring though needs to stop having so many female friends >:( and also playing bruh ik you asked out Freya before
Jaxon zhanj, silly silly silly
by Mia’s Ex’s friend September 5, 2022
jaxon riley plays baseball and hits about 14 dingers a game at about 469.5 ft. he can batflip like hes jesus. loves to lick jon ladd sweaty balls!! GIANT weener(third leg)down to his ankle!! huge calfs!! jaxon riley is just, gay.
look at that sexy batflip by jaxon riley
by crosst-nut March 3, 2018
by dab69 March 30, 2016