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ten inch floater

a fart that is so massive, it makes the owner rise ten inches off their seat. a person can be called a ten inch floater if they are known for having gass many a times.
look at that ten inch floater over there, blowin' off.
by shmorkey August 18, 2007
mugGet the ten inch floatermug.

Fluffy Floater Fib

When your swimming in your friends pond and you can't hold it in so you shit in his pond. Sadly you forget that shit floats and you are forced to blame it on the neighbors dog and join your friend in complaining to the neighbors.
by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011
mugGet the Fluffy Floater Fibmug.

Floater

A beer can that was opened at a party the night before but never finished.
Yo Chad let’s go downstairs and crush all those floaters that the geeds from our party last night left behind.
by creepy56 March 24, 2020
mugGet the Floatermug.

Floater

Someone who wears there hat loosely on the top of their head.
Hey look at that floater!
by Ben can ball January 29, 2020
mugGet the Floatermug.

floater

i ain’t have no grabba so i rolled a floater
by 47543;) June 26, 2022
mugGet the floatermug.

Rum Floater

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.
The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.
by SurlyFurious November 8, 2021
mugGet the Rum Floatermug.

Crossword with a floater

Typically happens in a public school when an old Irish fuck of a teacher who can’t read or spell creates a crossword with a random floater. The clue for the floater is African country.
Can you believe that fucking guy made a crossword with a floater? What a genius!
by Still friends August 31, 2023
mugGet the Crossword with a floatermug.

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