Innocent jerk

Someone who is innocent in an offense but exaggerates the severity of the offense.

She has a point, but her snobbishness makes her an innocent jerk.

by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

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Innocent Likestander

When you inadvertently get a "like" on facebook from someone you don't know, usually on the wall of a mutual friend. Upon further examination you realize the only reason you received a like from this stranger is because you were part of a straight like being performed on your friend's wall by the mutual friend.

Nicole: I got a facebook like on a "happy birthday" I posted on Nate's wall from a complete stranger.

Rishi: Did you see if he liked any other status's on their wall?

Nicole: Let me see... Yeah, he actually liked everything, even FarmVille information.

Rishi: Don't worry, you were just an innocent likestander.

by DJ Weirdface May 17, 2011

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Innocence Shield

The act of preventing your innocent friend/relative from learning the dirtier parts of the world.

Person 1: Look! It says 69!

Person 2: w h at

Person 3: ACTIVATE THE INNOCENCE SHIELD
Person 2: Oh ok

by FailedLab May 7, 2018

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Innocents

Innocents is one of the most entertaining and well renowned streamer/professional player in Fortnite E-sports. He is also known for having a "Horse Cock".

Innocents has such huge Peen. Wow Poggers 🥵🥶

by NRG Zayt November 4, 2020

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Tight Innocent balls

"20-year-old testicles" refers to the testicles of a person who is 20 years old. Testicles are male reproductive organs responsible for producing sperm and testosterone. They are part of the male reproductive system and play a crucial role in sexual development and fertility. Testicles typically start developing and growing during puberty and continue to function throughout a man's life.

Person 1: Im happy
Person 2: Let me see your tight innocent balls
person 3: oh...

by CMBD August 9, 2023

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