N. an apparently Glee-hating individual who constantly hates on the show (usually a straight, but slightly effeminate/sensitive male) but actually turns out to be an avid fan
Closet Glee's usually "come out of the closet" and admit their love of the show after sustained talk of musical numbers and Sue Sylvester
Closet Glee's usually "come out of the closet" and admit their love of the show after sustained talk of musical numbers and Sue Sylvester
Ex.
Girl: "Did you guys watch Glee yesterday? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW THEY'RE DOING AN EPISODE ALL ABOUT BRITTANY SPEARS!!!!!"
GUY: "Glee is such a stupid-ass waste of time, they break out in song like every 5 minutes and who gives a flying crap about whether Rachel and Finn get together.. "
Girl: "How do you know about Rachel and Finn if you don't watch the show?"
Guy: "... OKAY I ADMIT I'M A CLOSET GLEE.. I LOVE GLEE SO MUCH"
Girl: "Did you guys watch Glee yesterday? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW THEY'RE DOING AN EPISODE ALL ABOUT BRITTANY SPEARS!!!!!"
GUY: "Glee is such a stupid-ass waste of time, they break out in song like every 5 minutes and who gives a flying crap about whether Rachel and Finn get together.. "
Girl: "How do you know about Rachel and Finn if you don't watch the show?"
Guy: "... OKAY I ADMIT I'M A CLOSET GLEE.. I LOVE GLEE SO MUCH"
by Poet of the Streets September 30, 2010
The act of hating on somebody when they're not around, usually occurring when a group of people share a common feeling, arising like a mob mentality.
Person 1: Did you see the shoes Jesse was wearing today? They were ugly as hell
Person 2: Yeah bro, he must have been drunk when he bought them.
Person 3: Why are you guys being such closet haters?
Person 2: Yeah bro, he must have been drunk when he bought them.
Person 3: Why are you guys being such closet haters?
by t3hunkn0wn January 17, 2011
A person who speaks cleanly in most situations, but has the ability to put a sexual twist on anything.
by Rachael Potter April 30, 2007
Someone who plays runescape but tells none of his friends or sometimes even his family that plays. Approximatly 98% of the runescape population are closet scapers.
by Screechingmu August 25, 2008
When a girl sticks her nose between a guys buttchecks and then his friend yells harambe and smacks his butt cheeks together, squishing her nose. Creed is recommended playing in the backround
by Danaconda bizarnz January 05, 2018
A gay man who won't acknowledge he's gay
Person 1: I guess the biggest thing people don't know about me is that I'm a deeply closeted gay man
person 2: You're a gay guy?
Person 1: I'm not gay! I'm deeply closeted!
person 2: You're a gay guy?
Person 1: I'm not gay! I'm deeply closeted!
by joe s. krakowski May 14, 2022
A person who seems very down to earth but is not explicitly hippy-like on the outside. Their personality tends to be very laid back in most situations but they do not necessarily identify with tie-dye shirt wearing, marijuana smoking, or Bob Dylan record playing people (at least according to what they'll admit to). They may possess the desire to let their inner hippyness out without evening knowing it.
I used to be a closet hippy, man, but one day I had this amazing experience and bam I realized my true hippy chillin ways were callin.
by livinlovin3 May 19, 2011