identibooty

the ability to recognize someone, and properly identify them solely by their posteriors
Like a fingerprint, but from their butt

-is that scar-jo?
-how can you tell? she hasnt even looked this way
-damn bro, i know thats scar-jo's identibooty

by kingkongplayingpingpong May 20, 2014

Identiphobia

The fear of bearing a shocking resemblance to someone whom you despise.

I was really upset to realize I looked sort of like Taylor Swift, I am starting to have Identiphobia.

by Faikha July 24, 2015

Identity Imposition

Imposing a better or worse identity on an individual than his or her present one by treating that individual in certain ways in order to manipulate him, her, or it.

My mother is an identity imposition master. When we're on good terms she treats me as if were a celebrity and a genius, but sometimes if she feels she's losing an argument she might speak to me as if I were a fool.

by but for April 19, 2018

identify human

To not identify as any specific race, gender, sex, etc. We are humans. Fuck you.

I identify human sir.

by #Identifyhuman January 18, 2018

identity quisis

The response of somebody so dumb that they don't know the real answer, when they are asked: What's your IQ?

What's your IQ? "IDENTITY QUISIS"

by Shay Tyler August 9, 2018

Identity Shopping

Identity shoppers are people who change their sexuality and/or gender on a regular basis just to throw people off.

She told me she was a girl yesterday. She’s a boy now? She was a guy last week too. They must be identity shopping

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 4, 2019

Identifag

Lonely unaccomplished individuals who desperately attempt to fit in or identify with something they're not, in a misguided attempt to be part of a group.

Dude #1: Why is Mike wearing that MAGA hat? Just last week he was at a vegan feminist rally with his new girlfriend.

Dude #2: Beats me man. Probably just another normie identifag.

by MikeJones2813308004 September 14, 2019