hodinkee

A transvestite prostitute's genitalia

Bro , that ain't no woman, I can see his hodinkee from here

by sammysung June 23, 2017

A Hodnett

this is when a crystal meth taking scientist takes his weed obsessed skinless son out on a family day out searching for newts, bats and nessle in trees searching for young children to pray on and strike.

'is that a Hodnett over there...? Erghh look at his sons skinless crotch'

by Stevie Gree December 3, 2009

Hodor

A single-word text message meant to suggest that the sender is currently in the nude and possibly occupied. Often though not always sent by a large, dim-witted male with a very large penis. When such a message is not sent by a large, naked, dim-witted male with a very large penis, the recipient is meant to assume that the message was in fact sent by a large, naked, dim-witted male with a very large penis.

Texter 1: d00d wer tha FFF r u? wr sp0zd 2 b n englash cls!!!
Texter 2: HODOR!
Texter 1: o! ther's a big man! lol

by sharkvstree December 26, 2011

Hodor

A Hodor is the lowest state of a male who has been Friendzoned. A "Hodor" gets called up to drive the girl places, move furniture, listen to rants, and in general do chores while wearing a placid smile and maintaining a clueless disposition. Also can be used as a verb (Hodor'd, the act of being made a Hodor)

Comes from the "Hodor" Game of Thrones character

Girl : I really need someone to help me move this fridge across town to my boyfriend's new place
*ring ring*
Hodor: Uh, Hodor? ("hello?")
Girl : Come over and move my fridge, OK, because that would be really sweet of you
Hodor: Hodor! ("I'll be right there!")

by J. Lannister October 8, 2013

homonaut

Someone who is not smarmy!

"Ahh, shit that homonaut is coming, lets roll!"

by DJ Devlin March 11, 2004

homonecropyropedobestiaphiliac

Males having sex with young dead male animals while they area on fire.

After seeing what he did to that animal, Sue realized her boyfriend was a homonecropyropedobestiaphiliac.

by dragynborn December 14, 2008

Homonass

hom-oh-nass, ; Noun; Adjective; Verb-Homonassing

Slang-

A Homonass Is A Person Who Is Out Of Touch With Their Best Assets Often Not Flaunting What They Have. Can Be Used To Describe A Person In Both A Negative And Positive Way.

Jane- "Dont You Think She's Such A Homonass?!"

Billy-Bob- "Hell Yeah! She's Homonassing To The Extreme! She's Kind Of A Spifflechip To Be Honest."

by TheOriginalHomonass February 20, 2010