Mexican Herpes

is a unique sexually transmitted infection (STI). This type of herpes can only be contracted through a female donkey show performer whom has herpes.

Dude! Jayme contracted Mexican herpes after he fucked that donkey show performer.

by LucianoLucky3232 May 22, 2010

Twilight Herpes

When you go out in the open and the stripper glitter reflects the light and you seem to sparkle from it.
Taken from the Gaylight saga, that gay-ass gaypire, Edward Cullen.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you sparkling?

Guy 2: Shit, i think i got Twilight Herpes from that stripper last night.

Guy 1: Damn.

by V-engeance-V January 18, 2011

Herpe Slurpee

The act of giving or receiving (unknowingly) a mouthful of semen dosed with herpes.

Jane: Hey Mary, is that a cold sore on your mouth?

Mary: Yeah. I gave Billy a mouthski for his birthday the other night and I'm pretty sure he gave me a Herpe Slurpee.

Jane: What an asshole.

by AustiRody June 13, 2014

herpes sabbatical

a- the condition of having a herpes cold sore, so large, on your lip that it keeps you from kissing anyone.

b- having a herpes cold sore large enough to render one a hideous creature- hence wanting to stay out of the public eye until it clears up.

a- Valentine's Day came and went, I was on a herpes sabbatical. But I did give out a few rain checks;)

b- There is no way I'm going to that party tonight. I'm going on a herpes sabbatical until this damn cold sore clears up.

by Outpost 1 February 18, 2010

Hand Herpes

Masturbating or fingering somebody who has herpes

Hand herpes is usually found from hookers or skanks

by Playah8ers November 26, 2009

Space herpes

From the 1984 movie called Ice Pirates

Princess: what was that?

Jason: Ah, it was..ah...a spa...adjle.

Princess: A what!

Jason: Space herpes.

Nanny: THAT'S DISGUSTING!

by Quinid June 24, 2017

Like-a Herp

Said before demonstrating how to do something to a casual audience.

"And then we go like-a herp... and we're done."

by AEGPawn December 25, 2009