by BALLOWING March 13, 2026
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by totallynothaniel March 12, 2025
Get the Haniel mug.Brilliant kite surfer dude from the Nordics. The trick prowess and Nordic temperamental chill on the water is only matched by the surfer's legendary entertainer skills playing guitars to the fading sunset.
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- I was about to close on that Dense Breasts when a guy showed up on the beach and stole the show.
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- I was about to close on that Dense Breasts when a guy showed up on the beach and stole the show.
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by Branchwhacked December 12, 2016
Get the jens handell mug.Sometimes a guy's best friend, sometimes his only friend. Almost always in competition with his neighbor Lefty Lubbercock. Known to his buddies as Harry Hand at all circle parties.
The air was cold around his date at the Hawaiian summer luau . He was happy to meet up with Harold Handelmann soom after he dropped her off at her parents place.
by DafunkyWERDman May 20, 2018
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