Hackney

To be of poor or crappy quality. To be jimmy rigged. To be poor. To look like a caveman.

His house is so hackney, it dosn't even have a door knob...all i has is a deadbolt.

He bought the hackney brand of cheesy poofs....

That kid buys his clothes from the goodwill...he must be hackney

That kid looks like a caveman, is he related to hackney?

by Jebusite February 9, 2009

hickie whore

a person who likes to show off the hickies they have no matter where they are.

Kendall is such a hickie whore, she pulled down her shirt to show me a hickie on her boob.

by ScarySpice January 4, 2009

YoVille Hackers

YoVille hackers, what can I say, individuals who hack the game, well Modify it to be exact. These individuals no nothing about hacking, they are a bunch of noobs and noobets who think they are tough an hardcore. They threaten you with Freezing you or disconnection which is really nothing because you'll be back in less than 30 seconds. They have ceperate groups and each one trys to present it's self as the biggest and baddest when they all do the same. They know nothing an use youtube to infect their own computers trying to look up "keyloggers", ( yup but really they're just keylogging them selfs ).

They are a group of 13 - 22 year olds who have no lifes an are outcast/rejects. Some of these kids have bipolar depression, so don't blame them. They will never learn anything and are paranoid as fuck. They act like they know anything about the art of hacking, but really it takes them 1 year to figure something so easy.

"Hey guys I just got a keylogger!"

Disconnection Story #1..
Innocent guy: "Why are these yoville hackers such douches?"

Random Yv Hacker skid: "YOU CALLED ME A BITCH, FUCK ME IN THE BUTT!! AHHH ARG!!!AA!!! I DISCONNECT YOU NOW!!

Random Yv Hacker Skid: "Seee that I pwned that kid"

Innocent Guy: "Hits the refresh button and comes back and still doesn't give a shit."

Disconnection Story #2:

Real Hacker: "Hey I found an exploit on this website, apparently they're server had webdav access, it was so easy to shell, + I got all their emails and hacked them"

Random Yv Hacker Skid: "BITCH YOU SAY U HACK ME???? HERE MY EMAIL: [e-mail]
HACK IT BITCH!!!"

Random Yv Hacker Skid #2: "Hey lets disconnect him hehehe he thinks he's a hackers"

Real Hacker: *Refreshes* "gets the guys IP address via email, overflow his internet, than exploits his system and pwns him"

by Iamhacker August 23, 2011

Nazi Wrestling Hackers for Jesus

A bunch of nazi wrestling hackers who are for Jesus. Or a bunch of hackers for Jesus who wrestle nazis. Or something.

NWH4J is and remains the best place for porn.

by Kaptian Kürbis February 18, 2004

An Abject Hackneyed Game

A Tally Hall Discord server that is the closest thing to hell on Earth. The members work as a hivemind to make everyone hate them, including the members of Tally Hall. They are very unfunny, even though they have a rule against being unfunny. Often referred to as abject.

Person 1: "I've been thinking about joining An Abject Hackneyed Game."
Person 2: "Don't"

by ebtoast March 24, 2021

Hacker noob

A noob that has no life and hacks people. They tend to suck at the game they hack/Steal passwords on.

Luminary: I r hacker noob i take accounts :D

by -Tyrael- December 25, 2007

Hackney Cheese Burger

A sexual/nutritional act ideal for parties or BBQs. A woman lies on her back with her breasts exposed (the bread), and the chef (sex is unimportant, but for the sake of flavour ideally someone with a garlic-rich diet) curls out a brown trout between her tits (the meat) before a male participant then Harry Munks over it (the cheese). Hungry party goers can then take the cheese burger in both hands and chomp away.

The act gained its "Hackney" monkier from the London borough where it was first performed following the complete consumption of all regular BBQ food stuffs.

Bob - Hey, we're all out of hotdogs but I'm still starving.

Mike - Don't worry, I'm baking one off so I'll grab the misses and get her to rustle us up a couple of Hackney Cheese Burgers.

by Dr_Horse May 1, 2008