CUM GUZZLER

a slut, someone who drinks a lot of semen, a semenoholic

"i wouldn't touch his/hers with a barge pole, he/she is an uber cum guzzler"

by Matt Dieden April 16, 2006

Cum Guzzling Roadhouse Whore

1. Usally a female from the midwest, who hangs outside roadhouses in order to claim her fill of cum. In rare occurrances, some may be male of not from the midwest.

2. An insult used by a select few people, usually from Montana.

1. "Dude, i got head from this cum guzzling roadhouse whore, it was AWESOME!!!"

2. "You cum guzzling roadhouse whore" said Spencer to his gf's son.

by Jack's Fat Ass July 21, 2009

Cum Guzzeler

a person who swallows a lot of jizz

Example: Jake Johnson who laps up a bowl of cum every day

by Ryuan March 30, 2004

cum guzzla

some bitch that guzzles cum all day long

i guzzle cum wats ur problem

by netchy March 16, 2004

Guzzle

When a chick/girl drinks a mans semen or cum

ME-- Yo Jenny gave me a Blow-Job
Otha Dude-- Sick did she guzzle you !?!?!
ME--- You Know It Dawg.

by Keif da Cheif August 1, 2009

Jesus Cum Guzzling Christ

Just another alternative to Jesus Fucking Christ...also, it's more offensive to christians (so it has my vote).

Jesus cum guzzling christ...did you see that bitch's tits?

by Yes I'm That Good August 5, 2008

jizz guzzler

basically another word for a slag.
(nice girls sip their jizz)

1. "Hey me n rachel are going out tomorrow night"
"i cant believe you're going out with her, she's a total jizz guzzler. You should ask jessica she's really sweet, she sips her jizz"

by Fanonymous February 16, 2007