gar

A gar is a noun, verb, adverb, or whatever else you need it to be.

Can you pass me that gar? (the gar, in this case, is a salt shaker)
Go catch up with those gars! (run ahead and catch up with the other people)
The girlies are garring around the town. (everyone is hanging out downtown)
She's being suuuuch a sassy gar. (she keeps talking back)
Did you turn off the gar in the kitchen? (the stove)

by thefionafromshrek August 26, 2021

Gar-Failed

(Verb)

To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.

Example:
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”

One-liner roasts:

When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.

To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.

Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.

by __notmeg__ August 26, 2025

2-gar night

A boys night where you smoke 2 cigars, because life has just been so heavy lately

Dude, today was insane... back porch for a 2-gar night

by mrfalcon August 1, 2024

2-gar night

When you have a rough day and smoke 2 cigars in one sitting

Bro, today was insane—definitely a 2-gar night.

by mrfalcon August 1, 2024

B-gar

A budgerigar, or any other bird that looks like a budgie or has a budgie beak.

"Look at the B-gar"
"I hear B-gars"

by Period poo peter April 27, 2025

Gar

Gar is a recent Filipino slang to refer to someone that is your friend. - It is in the same league as "Parekoy", "Pare, and "Par".

Person 1: "Oy gar, kamusta?".
Person 2: "Okay lang naman gar".

by Nabunake February 12, 2024