GAR-THOCK

A belt that has a cock attached. To achieve double penitration.
Tina wanted dick tonight,she said she wanted to get fucked in the ass pussy at the same time. So I strapped on my Gar-thock and did her dirty.
by Please flag May 21, 2019
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gar-jaculation

The unrestrainable sense of excessive excitement that arises with the prospect of receiving free cigars.
When he told me I had a free cigar coming to me, I had a gar-jaculation!
by thinkinman February 07, 2018
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car gar zar

Definition: car gar zar
Los verbos de car, gar, zar.

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The c turns to qu. The g turns to gu. The z turns to c
by the man ivan December 03, 2021
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cum gar

a jar of cum. cum gar. typically said by people with low blood sugar or sleep deprived people. CUM GAR !!! CUM GAR!!!

it describes a jar of cum that contains all of the semen that could have possibly cured the disease called My Big Fat Cake Is Too Big For These Pants

or it can just be to spice up a situation
Person 1: wow i’m so bored i wonder what this situation needs right now

Person 2: HAHA CUM GAR

person 1: HAHAAAAHAAHHAHAA

person 2: HAHAHAHAHHA
by littlepeebottle December 09, 2020
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