Good Morning and God Bless

This is when you consume breakfast and coffee while on the toilet in the morning.

Kid Strange’s peers find it weird that he performs a good morning and god bless as a ritual before work.

by TwoBeats May 23, 2018

Good Morning

A phrase you say when someone has woken up, usually only once for the day and the first time you see them.

See it's not that complicated, goddamnit.

Person A: "I just woke up"
Person B: "Why did you say it so unnaturally?"
Person B: "You don't just say you woke up when you do, I can clearly notice that."
Person A: "..."
Person B: "Good Morning."

by subbst June 14, 2024

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Nebuchadnezzar: "Dawg what you doing in there"
Caesar: "Good Morning and God Bless"

by pbizy97 May 23, 2018

Good morning and god bless

When you go take a shit and bring coffe and breakfast into the bathroom

“I need the bathroom what are you doing”

“I’m doing a Good morning and god bless I need like 20 more minuets”

by Nahb32 May 23, 2018

Good Morning And God Bless

V. Good Morning And God Bless
- The act of combining your morning dump, and your breakfast, into 1 activity.

Thanks to the good morning and God bless I save 10 minutes getting ready every morning.

by The Random Loon Publisher May 23, 2018

good morning and god bless

When you have your breakfast on the shitter.

Ethan started his day off right with a good morning and god bless.

by Supaiupa May 27, 2018

good morning and god bless

Whilst using the washroom, during bowel movement one drinks coffee and eats breakfast. Typically on the toilet.

Yesterday I tried a good morning and god bless.
I don't think my life will ever be the same...

by Grand Papa John May 24, 2018