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Every hole's a goal

(Chiefly British) Perhaps alluding to soccer/football, this is the ribald motto, usually, of men who have been much drinking alcohol together... The resultant inebriation makes them extremely indiscriminate of the target for their ever-increasing horniness.
Rugby player #1: "Nigel, with one more Guinness down your neck, you're liable to go home with a tranvestite!"

Rugby Player #2: "Ay, mate, every hole's a goal, as they say. Cheers!"
by david lincoln brooks July 6, 2008
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"the goal"

The Goal is hockey legend and defense man, Bobby Orr's over time, Stanly Cup winning goal, on March 10, 1970. Through this game winning goal the Boston Bruins defeated the St.Louis Blues, and won their first Stanly Cup in 29 years. This goal also produced, arguably the most famous and recognizable sports image of all time. The picture features Bobby flying through the air (having been tripped as he scored the goal) in the 'superman' position, arms outstretched in celebration.
"Wow, that was a sweet goal."
Yeah, but nothing compares to "the goal"
by mcm5109 December 14, 2008
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hockey-goal shower

A quick shower in which one only washes the armpits, the feet, and the privates. Derived from the five places to shoot the puck past the hockey goalie- the four corners and between the goalie's legs.
I didn't have much time after working out to get cleaned up before going to class, so I just took a hockey-goal shower (or, I hockey-goaled it).
by Troyus Maximus October 17, 2008
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every man's goal in life

when you finally fill the entire surface of water in the toilet with pee bubbles. getting laid comes in second.
Honey! grab the camera! i just completed every man's goal in life!

really? ill hurry!

Come on! theyre starting to pop!
by xyguy729 April 2, 2011
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NHL Goal

When one does a bunch of unnecessary maneuvers and movements to insert the penis into the vagina.
Me: Brian! I just scored 80 NHL goals! In 3 Hours!
Brian: HOLY SHIT!
by FatKidMaster February 21, 2011
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Steve Goal

any trashy goal scored in NHL 10
Matt attempted a slapshot from the blue line then followed up with an easy rebound and scored a Steve Goal.
by Killa Brand January 30, 2010
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4th and Goal

With your girl in the position of an American Football Center, you put your hands under her butt. She shits in your hands you take a 1 step drop and pelt her in the back of the head with her own feces. Works best with a whistle.
Last night me and my girl went 4th and goal.
by WatChaLknAt November 16, 2006
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