Future Tap

This refers to tap that but not yet. As in the girl is way too young, but you think she would be tappable in the near to not so near future. Works kinda like dibs

Twelve year old girl walks by:

Ryan: I'd tap that.

Ted: Dude! That's gross, but I'd so future tap that!!

by BigOleBag March 14, 2008

[Future Sluts of America] FSA

Future Sluts of America or FSA is commonly used to describe tweens who run around in their skanky mini skirts and barely there tees, congregating in large groups outside of malls and movie theaters waiting for their parents to pick them up.

Look at that FSA, she'll have herpes in no time.That goddamn Future Sluts of America FSA.

by lukluk(pop) July 3, 2006

Futurama

A show that brings out the genius in Matt Greoning

I luv Futurama Matt Greoning wastes his time on the Simpsons

by Flippydaslasher December 21, 2007

From the future

Cool, current, and desirable.

That's an awesome iPAD.

Yeah, it's from the future.

by IJGBalboa July 8, 2010

Back to the Future

A awesome movie that made 2015 look awesome, but here it is, 2015..... and it is boring as shit

I wish that our 2015 was more like Back to the Future's 2015 :(

by AKG!@# January 7, 2016

Future me

Yourself at any point in the future.

"I am going to leave a six pack here for future me ." "I hide stashes of chocolate around my house for future me to find." "I hope future me is smart enough not to do that again!"

by Why is this not a word yet? March 6, 2015

Future posting

When used on messageboards, notably Collegehumor's, it means that some douche has gotten a first by commenting before the picture/article/video has gone national

(Sample thread)

Kokopelli 3 days ago:

F1RST!!

P.S. I'm a douche

Gary from California State 1 day ago:

I second that.

ean 1 day ago:

yea you're kind of a douche for future posting

by DeepFriedBuddha October 24, 2008