When your girl sticks a raw Koegel sausage in your butthole and wiggles it around until you orgasm. The acidity will make your ass feel like it's on fire but it's worth it if you can handle it because your ass will go numb and you will nut harder. The name derives from Flint, Michigan where there is a Koegel Sausage billboard right on I-75 near where all the roads are stacked on top of each other. If you've driven through Flint, you know what I'm talking about.
Ron: "My girl and I were getting kinky and she gave me the flint sausage fondler. DAMN I haven't felt that good in a long time."
by HouCou2003 November 04, 2022
by Jamie Squired October 07, 2011
when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river
Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby
by thatsouthernboy January 01, 2018
If you are gambling with friends at a party and someone throws out coins instead of dollar bills, you call that flint rocks.
by Slew dog January 17, 2018
When you shit so bad it turns the tap water in to brown murky water, similar to the water in Flint MI.
by jamaican bobsled team October 22, 2023
she’s hot and funny she’s very nice and friends with everyone she likes boys and she has hella of them in her dms she has been screwed over by her other ex’s but now she just single and has guys but she’ll be loyal if she rly likes you she’s a baddie and will kerk off on u if u mess up also she is wild and has full confidence she can dance too
by apahcn August 28, 2019