duncan college

The winningest residential college at Rice University. Possessing the newest dorms, Duncan is the target of much envy by less fortunate colleges.

At Duncan College, we grab education by the pussy.

by Sticky🍚pounder July 12, 2017

Duncan Donuts

A medieval-Europe chain of fast-food joints that were founded by one of King Arthur's choicest knights.

Duncan Donuts mostly catered to fellow gladiators, but naturally, the "ladies' man" knights who ran the pubs were always only too happy to chivalrously serve hot coffee to damsels in distress, as well, whenever they made their shivering entrance on a chilly winter morning.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

Doing a Duncan

When one fails to quickly get his shit together and leave a place on time, together with other people. Often leaving people to wait for a long... long time. Why it takes this amount of time to get ready is a mistery, is he/she/it having makeup and hair issues? No one realy knows, but it sure as hell is irritating.

Where is Shaundra?!? I dunno, she's totaly doing a Duncan again!

by Ray'Quan July 1, 2019

Murray Duncan

Murray Duncan Meaning =

The name Murray Duncan means Gimp, Spice Boy and Bully Victim.

Usually if a boy is called Murray Duncan they are bullied, or they have big homper stomper feet and they are a big spice boy that would wear pink Fila Stompers if they could get away with it.

Murray Duncan Is Such A Gimp and gets bullied
OMG look at the size of feet Murray Duncan has
Is Murray Duncan wearing Fila Stompers?

by FatBoiAdventures July 5, 2019

Duncan Battle

The act of fighting between two males with their penises (Duncan) as a sword.
To win a Duncan Battle you need to take down the opponent by getting your Duncan up the opponents mouth.

Bro 1: “hey bro wanna duncan battle later?”
Bro 2: “hell yeah, I’ve been practicing all week.”

by Nigcan June 20, 2019

Kelsey Duncan

The most ugly person on the planet. she interrupts everybody when they are speaking. she is selfish and only likes herself did i mention she is ugly? uwu btw kelsey if you are reading this im sorry love you jk-your favorite sister everkendell

Kelsey Duncan likes to fart because she likes to smell it, and it stinks like fish.

by iambetterthanyoueverwillbe September 25, 2019

Hairy Duncan

In Slavic nation when you dip bird in glazed ponchkie then slide 2 zloty for blowjie

When one man dips the tip of penis inside of doughnut (preferably jelly filled) and then receives oral happiness from lucky female individual.

As Gopnik I am obligated to receive Hairy Duncan from lesser Gopnitsa on regular. She required to slav squat down and receive beautiful polish gift. Hairy Duncan.

by Slavnonymous April 19, 2018