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Darius

You hear about Darius?? Hes Malaysian.
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Ethan Darius paul

Has curly yet cute hair
Smells amazing and will touch your penis
Has a house which he mastrubates in
Has 2 friends
A good goalkeeper
Omg he is so cute he must an Ethan Darius paul
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Darius Kasowski-Jackson

Darius Kasowski-Jackson is a hot and sexy male.
by sussy baka gay April 29, 2022
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Darius

The most perfect of names. Anyone with a name of this beauty is especially attractive to those from South Asia, who should never make fun of him.

Also known for his many victories of Alexander the Rubbish, and for never fleeing. Not even once.
D: I'm such a Darius
F: You really are 🥰
by Dabsos December 2, 2021
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A Darius

When you give birth and have your friend send the child to the void.
"You're such a Darius dude!"
"What the fuck are you on about."
by Zeno Himself September 22, 2021
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Darius porterfield

A black dude that robs fredmeyers jewlers
"Im darius porterfield, and im ready to rob fredmeyers jewlers."
by Asapant.wild June 21, 2017
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Darius dick

The generous member of an otherwise inconspicuous awkward man that makes up for his social short comings with a surprisingly large penis.

The colloquial term is a reference to a mildly autistic black man named Darius from a video released by Jubilee on May 10, 2024 called, "Women Rank Men by Size" in which he was was rated to have the biggest, highest quality, most aesthetically pleasing penis unanimously by the three female judges, as well as the six other men in the group.
"That Darius muhfucka be all quiet and awkward as shit, how tf he get bitches like that?"

"Idk man but he definitely got that Darius dick for sho"
by D. Arius January 6, 2025
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