Drug dealer

A true bottom-feeder and a criminal. Equivalent in stature to a child molester. A person who profits off of other people's sufferings. A drug dealer won't sell it to his mom. He won't sell it to his sister. But, he'l sell it to his friends out on the street.

Drug dealers, on average, only manage to keep selling for 2-3 years before they are either arrested, murdered, or quit.

by Walking Tall April 23, 2007

Swag Dealer

A person who considers themselves to have so much Swag that they start to sell their Swag Points for items of value, usually money.

Dealer: Hay do you want to buy some Swag?
Buyer: How much?
Dealer: 100 Points for £5
Buyer: Not a bad deal... I'll buy 500 Points!

Later...

Buyer: Hay I bought some Swag Points from this Swag Dealer earlier, they were giving a good rate too!
Buyer's Friend: I might have to buy some too!

by dehman April 9, 2013

penis dealer

a man who kills people and chops off their penises and sells them to girls and homosexuals for money. He uses shit for his victims and himself to wack off.

the penis dealer at the end of the block gave me a few penises, and the sperm was still juicy.

by rbmx February 7, 2005

Dirty Dealer

The second founder of Pool School with his companion, Buckshot. In the dark, underground street pool-society of Northern Europe, Dirty Dealer is the best dealer without a doubt. Not a single deal is dirty enough for him as he eats dirty deals for breakfast.

Man, that was a dirty deal! But not at all as dirty as a deal Dirty Dealer would make.

by Johnpohn January 22, 2006

gun dealer

someone who deals guns

hey did u meet my gun dealer yet

by xenon222 February 10, 2018

Nail-Dealer

Someone who nails (has sex with) you on a daily basis.

“Who’s that?”

“Oh, he’s just my nail-dealer. That’s all.”

by Rusty Collins December 10, 2020

Complain dealer

1. A person who deals in complaints.

2. A miserly person who frequently bores others with tales of woe.

Jon wouldn't do as I asked, so I had to refer the matter to the complain dealers.

That Jon is always moaning about his lot in life. He's such a complain dealer.

Some complain dealers will charge a 10-basis-point spread on an uncollateralised swap.

by Cornflakey August 24, 2010