Whenever a forum thread you've created goes to the dogs, the least painful of solutions is to simply "Do a Dairy."
To attempt this cunning tactic all you need is to up the font size of your post and scream "MODS PLEASE DELETE!" in the vain hope that one of those good for nothing lazy buggers actually pay attention to your pleas as opposed to scoffing at you arrogantly before turning you down.
It's worth a shot.
The technique was first un-successfully attempted by DairyDark Lynx who tactic has since become known as the aforementioned "Doing a Dairy".
To attempt this cunning tactic all you need is to up the font size of your post and scream "MODS PLEASE DELETE!" in the vain hope that one of those good for nothing lazy buggers actually pay attention to your pleas as opposed to scoffing at you arrogantly before turning you down.
It's worth a shot.
The technique was first un-successfully attempted by DairyDark Lynx who tactic has since become known as the aforementioned "Doing a Dairy".
"OMG, everyone's laughing at my new thread!!11"
"Do a Dairy man."
"MODS PLEASE DELETE!!"
"Oh gahd, he's really doing a dairy!"
"Do a Dairy man."
"MODS PLEASE DELETE!!"
"Oh gahd, he's really doing a dairy!"
by Mad Major June 22, 2007

Faintly smelly, discolored, and packed with extra grip, the dairy fingers are a common side effect of working in the dairy, grocery, and produce departments.
by EliteCow August 25, 2010

dairy cue is the female whom a male ultimately sexually desires, and rates other females in accordance to his dairy cue.
by LoganJosh21 January 14, 2008

by l333tsp33k February 14, 2010

1) A younger woman who milks cows.
2) The "nice" way of telling someone that they're old and lonely
3) The clever insult
4) My sister
2) The "nice" way of telling someone that they're old and lonely
3) The clever insult
4) My sister
1) I think that I'll marry that dairy maid
2) Mom, your a dairy maid
3) Your a stupid fucking dairy maid. You'll never go anywhere in life!
4) You'll call me a cunt scab, I'll call you a dairy maid. Why? Because you'll sit on me.
2) Mom, your a dairy maid
3) Your a stupid fucking dairy maid. You'll never go anywhere in life!
4) You'll call me a cunt scab, I'll call you a dairy maid. Why? Because you'll sit on me.
by BeBold.. August 1, 2008

by kneeface June 14, 2011

A selfish little bitch, who won't give you a fucking refund no matter how much you deserve it. Even when she fucking spills it all over your pants when she flips the blizzard over to show you how cool they are. AND THEY WERE FUCKING NICE PANTS TOO! fuck man....
by The Motha' Fucking Dairy King June 7, 2016
