Doing a Dairy

Whenever a forum thread you've created goes to the dogs, the least painful of solutions is to simply "Do a Dairy."

To attempt this cunning tactic all you need is to up the font size of your post and scream "MODS PLEASE DELETE!" in the vain hope that one of those good for nothing lazy buggers actually pay attention to your pleas as opposed to scoffing at you arrogantly before turning you down.

It's worth a shot.

The technique was first un-successfully attempted by DairyDark Lynx who tactic has since become known as the aforementioned "Doing a Dairy".
"OMG, everyone's laughing at my new thread!!11"
"Do a Dairy man."
"MODS PLEASE DELETE!!"
"Oh gahd, he's really doing a dairy!"
by Mad Major June 01, 2007
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Dairy Fingers

Faintly smelly, discolored, and packed with extra grip, the dairy fingers are a common side effect of working in the dairy, grocery, and produce departments.
Someone worked in the dairy today and received a serious dose of dairy fingers.
by EliteCow August 25, 2010
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Dairy Cue

dairy cue is the female whom a male ultimately sexually desires, and rates other females in accordance to his dairy cue.
"holy shit jessy's hot!"
"but not as hot as veronika!"
"yeh, veronika's my fuckin' dairy cue"
by LoganJosh21 January 07, 2008
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Dairy Queen

When a guy ejaculates in a cup, freezes it, and someone eats it.
Dude my I gave my girlfriend a tasty dairy queen
by l333tsp33k February 12, 2010
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Dairy maid

1) A younger woman who milks cows.
2) The "nice" way of telling someone that they're old and lonely
3) The clever insult
4) My sister
1) I think that I'll marry that dairy maid
2) Mom, your a dairy maid
3) Your a stupid fucking dairy maid. You'll never go anywhere in life!
4) You'll call me a cunt scab, I'll call you a dairy maid. Why? Because you'll sit on me.
by BeBold.. July 11, 2008
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Dairy Intelligent

Smart people with an allergy to dairy foods.
by kneeface June 14, 2011
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dairy farmed

when some "does work" in the bathroom right before someone else needs to take a shower.
"dude, I was running late for work today and my roommate totally dairy farmed me right before I jumped in the shower"
by 6'4"fastguy February 06, 2010
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