Crimson Sprinkler

To furiously strum the females genitalia during heavy menstration.

Cliff was pleasantly surprised when he switched on his girlfriend's crimson sprinkler.

by Wanksey March 29, 2020

King Crimson

Keep in mind, this was before part 5 got a proper translation and an anime and at the time king crimson was confusing. It’s not that hard, it’s lag in a nintendo online mario maker game. That’s it.

ALRIGHT YOU WANNA KNOW FINE I ADMIT IT, I DON'T KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS, HE ERASES TIME BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, IF YOU ERASE TIME THEN SHOULDN'T HE NOT BE THERE?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN- WHAT DOES HE MEAN HE ERASES TIME?! HE ERASES TIME BUT STUFF STILL HAPPENS IN IT, HOW DOES HE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN IT WHEN HE ERASES IT?! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME! YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME! FINE YOU CAN FREEZE TIME AND YOU CAN TURN BACK TIME, BUT YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE- YOU ERASE TIME NOTHING HAPPENS IN IT. I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW SOMEONE TELL ME! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS I NEED TO KNOW! I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS PLEASE!!! PLEASE JUST TELL ME!!! I NEED TO KNOW! SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT! ITS CONFUSING I DON'T KNOW, HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WORK?!?! HOW DOES IT WORK?! HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WORK PLEASE!!! PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS!!!!!

by Duckos July 11, 2022

Crimson Taint

The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.

Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama October 12, 2016

crimson hornet

When a Russian man gets stung in the dick by an Asian giant hornet

"Did you hear of Vlad"

"Yes heard of his experience with the crimson hornet"

by Channman April 1, 2017

crimson rhapsody

The act of performing sexual penetration in a woman's vagina at the precise time she's having a period.

"We were fucking but she was on her period..."
"Damn, dude, and then what?"
"Duh, i did a crimson rhapsody on that pussy!"

by Richard S. M. Ellie Cheese March 23, 2021

alizarin crimson

One of Bob Ross's many colors he used to create the universe.

Person 1: What a beautiful red sunset!
Person 2: That's not red you ass, it's alizarin crimson. Bob Ross doesn't use red.

by Jimmbab January 26, 2016

Crimson Thumb

When a lord shoves his thumb up a lady's ass and it comes out bloody.

The king woke up with a crimson thumb after a night of 69ing the queen

by Colonel Lingus III November 19, 2012