Crimson Taint

The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.

Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama October 12, 2016

King Crimson

Keep in mind, this was before part 5 got a proper translation and an anime and at the time king crimson was confusing. It’s not that hard, it’s lag in a nintendo online mario maker game. That’s it.

ALRIGHT YOU WANNA KNOW FINE I ADMIT IT, I DON'T KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS, HE ERASES TIME BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, IF YOU ERASE TIME THEN SHOULDN'T HE NOT BE THERE?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN- WHAT DOES HE MEAN HE ERASES TIME?! HE ERASES TIME BUT STUFF STILL HAPPENS IN IT, HOW DOES HE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN IT WHEN HE ERASES IT?! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME! YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME! FINE YOU CAN FREEZE TIME AND YOU CAN TURN BACK TIME, BUT YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE- YOU ERASE TIME NOTHING HAPPENS IN IT. I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW SOMEONE TELL ME! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS I NEED TO KNOW! I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS PLEASE!!! PLEASE JUST TELL ME!!! I NEED TO KNOW! SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT! ITS CONFUSING I DON'T KNOW, HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WORK?!?! HOW DOES IT WORK?! HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WORK PLEASE!!! PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS!!!!!

by Duckos July 11, 2022

Crimson Thumb

When a lord shoves his thumb up a lady's ass and it comes out bloody.

The king woke up with a crimson thumb after a night of 69ing the queen

by Colonel Lingus III November 19, 2012

Crimson wizard

When you jack a dick off as hard and vigorously that the tip goes a worrying shade of crimson.

I jacked my tinder date off after taking a preworkout shake and man, I gave that guy a crimson wizard with the strength it evoked

by Monstrous 69 September 17, 2021

Crimson Sprinkler

To furiously strum the females genitalia during heavy menstration.

Cliff was pleasantly surprised when he switched on his girlfriend's crimson sprinkler.

by Wanksey March 29, 2020

alizarin crimson

One of Bob Ross's many colors he used to create the universe.

Person 1: What a beautiful red sunset!
Person 2: That's not red you ass, it's alizarin crimson. Bob Ross doesn't use red.

by Jimmbab January 26, 2016

Crimson king

The 2nd God of Stephen kings verse or dark tower born from the crimson queen who's true form isn't shown we have only seen avatars that he uses to interact with the tower
He's also theorized to be Pennywise but it's only a theory

All hail the crimson king
God of discordia

by The one who solos May 17, 2022