diamond commercial

adj. when some source of media tries too hard to be sexy/sophisticated/sleek.
Hey did you check out new vid far Circus yet?

I did, and honestly: a tad diamond commercial nasty, for my taste.
by Donnie Gray December 06, 2008
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Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.
I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.
by CPT Ron July 20, 2020
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Commercial Effect

When you turn to a channel that has a commercial and then all other channels instantly have commercials also.
Dude 1: Why does every channel have a commercial right now?
Dude 2: Bro its the commercial effect
by Anon13579352 July 29, 2013
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Gushers commercial

Children transformed into fruit against their will to promote Gushers. This is how they get their subjects. Run.
by Babies lmao May 04, 2021
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filming a FloTv commercial

spending the day shopping with the girlfriend; going shopping in general with a female when you are not buying anything for yourself; being forced to spend hours at the mall wishing you could escape to something more serene
Tim: Hey man, a bunch of us are going to play basketball around noon, would you like to come?

James: I wish i could but I'm afraid I'll be filming a FloTv commercial. All. Day.

Tim: Sucks Bro. Really sucks.
by Jungleboyjames September 04, 2010
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commercial beaver

Definition, an old saying when my parents were young, comercial beaver meant hookers, prostitutes, broads who can take a dick, not only take a dick, but that bitch can take it damn good, far deep throated.
"Hey man did you see that commercial beaver up the road?"
"yeeeh man, that broad would be good for all ten minutes man,i'd hit that for more than an hour!"
by Blades of steel November 12, 2009
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tide commercial

Something that is dead and should never be used

Gay
Jackson Harris is such a tide commercial.
by yAbOiBrOnCoS@609 February 06, 2018
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