commercial aggression

To get very upset and on edge from watching the same commercial multiple times. In many cases you start to hate the actors in the commercials personally.

I can’t stand watching Hulu anymore, liberty mutual is giving me commercial aggression!

by MrRogersSweater July 11, 2021

Interrupting this commercial

(Per Mike Lindell the MyPillow guy):

Canceling someones verbal spiel in order to say more witty or more sarcastic or more intelligent.

I will not be afraid to start interrupting this commercial.

by Sexydimma May 29, 2021

Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

by CPT Ron July 20, 2020

filming a FloTv commercial

spending the day shopping with the girlfriend; going shopping in general with a female when you are not buying anything for yourself; being forced to spend hours at the mall wishing you could escape to something more serene

Tim: Hey man, a bunch of us are going to play basketball around noon, would you like to come?

James: I wish i could but I'm afraid I'll be filming a FloTv commercial. All. Day.

Tim: Sucks Bro. Really sucks.

by Jungleboyjames September 4, 2010

WOCKY COMMERCIAL

Pouring Atleast A 4 In Your Choice Of Beverage With Out The Use Of Spinach- LG 💕

My Head Been Hurting All Day Bro You Feel Like Making Me A Wocky Commercial?

by WOCKEPEDIA September 9, 2021

commercial Volume

the extremely loud volume at which commercials are presented.

Joe: hey dude, why is your TV so loud?
Mark: It's only blaring at commercial volume because it's on commercials.

by Jo3 Chikken January 4, 2011

Commercial Sync

While flipping between two separate shows on TV and they are unfortunately both on commercial breaks simultaneously.

"Yo it's commercial - flip back to the hockey game"
"More commercials.. I hate commercial sync, fuckin' thing sucks!"

by Tin Mayne May 27, 2014