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Christopher

Christopher is first of all a complete dumbass. He looks like a Cracker that got inflated but he sucks dick. He cares for those he love but don’t let yourself be on his bad side. He will go to ur house and throw rocks your at your window. He always talks about how good he is at Fortnite but honestly he’s so TRASH. This kid just uses aim hacks when doing 1v1s. He has the worlds smallest chode; he uses his 10000000X magnifying glasses with his tiny ass tweezers. If you sit in front of him he will start to anal u while u sit down no matter your gender. He thinks that girls like him but he’s a complete loner with a boner. So basically just make fun of his chode
Christopher is such a bot
by SUSHIMASTER69 February 3, 2020
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This name is in the Jewish bible and is related to being a Jewish name as from the Jewish bible
Christopher Is Jewish
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The hottest little man goblin with the biggest cock. He will blow you away with how hot he is and also how disgusting he is with all the femboy furry porn he consumes. He also has an aura that makes you hate and love him at the same time.
Chris: Hi im Christopher, a big stinky stupid fucking gremlin of a human.
Me (cums instantly)
by chris_luva September 4, 2022
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A known trouble maker, but very kind and understandable when you get to know him better. Very handsome and nice looking person and if you break his trust it’s a big loss for you.
Jessica: “Christopher is so nice, have you ever met him?”
Kate: “No but I really need to!!”
by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022
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Christopher is a kind of person who is weird, he probably stuck his finger up his butthole or is mentally 2 when he is 10.
Christopher once ate a sharpie then lies that his friend took it.
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He talks to himself all the time and he has blond hair. He is the perfect Hitler child he is a genius that is as skinny as a stick. Force feed him he is starving.
Hey I'm Christopher and I am so fucking hungry.
by Dlashea May 19, 2017
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Stop talking, Christopher you flaming sick pig.
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