castro valley

A city in the Bay Area where you can find the most racists white folks. KKK central. Please believe that.

If you're a minority, Castro Valley is one place in the Bay Area to avoid.

by Momma Joe April 23, 2007

Sneaky Castro

While having sex in the doggy style position, slip a dildo in without skipping a beat. Sneak around carefully and give her your clue goo.

I sneaky castrod the squid.

by The Miz July 26, 2008

castro valley

a tite-ass town of gangstas, pimps, nerdy azns, and trailer parks in the middle of the east bay.

Hell yeah, I be reppin CV.

Daymn mang, there be hella traffic up on Castro Valley Boulevard.

by bob tha fob December 31, 2004

Castro

Someone who grabbed a chunkful of pubic hair from a male's ball sack.

This bxtch pulled a castro during sex and said she thought it would turn me on more... what a freak!

by §yk0pa†h!c November 25, 2009

Michael Castro

(n.) One who resembles Nicolas Cage. Is known for his tomfoolery. It takes some time to figure out his true character. Once you have passed the superficial layer of who Mike Castro is, you find him to be sweet, caring, genuine, and most of all a prince.

He keeps at a distance, not entirely sure why, a strong hypotheses to why is his desire to remain unhurt.

Ey, Michael Castro! May I have a carousel hug?

by Almond093640 January 16, 2010

Ramon Castro

the greatest baseball player of all time in fact. He is currently the backup catcher on the New York Mets. Ramon is adored around the world for his ability to hit homeruns, steal bases, rape little girls, throw out runners and everything else. Ramon will carry the New York Mets on his back to the World Series this year.

Nicole: Who is Ramon Castro
Evaniel: ZOMG WTF. He is only the uberest of all baseball players to ever play.
Tony: <Phear Teh Castro>

by JENT, evaniel May 11, 2006

castroed

being locked up, not free or not given permission to go out anywhere.

"Im sorry I cant go, my wife castroed me to stay at home"

or

"that girls huge boobs always be castroed in that shirt. she needs to take it off"

by mofod May 15, 2013