Panama Canal

The area between a man's scrotum and his anus.
He got very excited when I played with his Panama Canal.
by Will love you long time February 13, 2011
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Birth Canal Skirt

A skirt or dress so short it serves as the extension of the birth canal.
You know it's a warm spring day when the young gals have their birth canal skirts on!
by J on 1st Hill April 16, 2010
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Provincetown Root Canal

A sexual act when one homosexual man requests that his homosexual partner remove his dentures for oral sex, and then taking his dentures and sticking them up his own ass while receiving oral sex. The procedure is complete when the dentures are removed from the ass and put back into the mouth.
Dougie grinned with ecstasy as Jimmy pleasured him. Little did Jimmy know he was about to receive the Provincetown Root Canal.
by Shifty Business January 04, 2011
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Panama Canal Turd

The toilet overflows after you've deposited a huge turd capable of choking someone to death. This turd swims with the rising toilet waters over the brim and sails for freedom whilst simultaneously chasing your wet, shitty, pants-around-the-ankles, self.
Be careful using that toilet! You don't want to be a victim of the Panama Canal Turd!
by Jami1026 March 24, 2010
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canal measuring contest

The female version of a dick measuring contest.
She interrupted Bill and Dave, arguing over who had the biggest tires on their Jeep, with "I'm not getting into a Canal Measuring Contest with you two!", knowing it would eventually lead into another Nascar discussion. This, in fact, served the purpose of calling them women without them getting the joke.
by MrFauxBot January 25, 2021
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brown canal sandwich

to pay two dead beat hookers to get naked and proceed to spread their butt cheeks as far as possible, then press them together with your face in the middle.
i sure did enjoy that brown canal sandwich i was offered the other day.
by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015
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canal-de-sac

The end of a canal that has no exit. Dead-end Canal. Similar to a Cul-de-sac but on a narrow canal. The end of a Canal shared by several homes.
They live at the end of the Canal-de-sac. Take a right at the last canal and their home is at the end of the next Canal-de-sac.
by thenorms April 27, 2015
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