the panama canal

While your fuck buddy is lying on her back, simply kneel with your legs pinning her arms down. Proceed to mouth fuck her. As you are about to climax, simply push her head so that either ear is on the ground, and ejaculate into the other. When she turns her head and tries to get it out, it looks as though the gates of the canal have been let wide open, and everything held behind them is cascading forth in a rush never seen before like man.

He asked Ashley if she would give him head on her back. He then pinned her down and asked her if she'd ever been to Central America. She said no. As he came in her ear, he whispered, "...at least now you've seen the panama canal."

by Jake Cochran December 8, 2005

Birth Canal Skirt

A skirt or dress so short it serves as the extension of the birth canal.

You know it's a warm spring day when the young gals have their birth canal skirts on!

by J on 1st Hill April 17, 2010

Provincetown Root Canal

A sexual act when one homosexual man requests that his homosexual partner remove his dentures for oral sex, and then taking his dentures and sticking them up his own ass while receiving oral sex. The procedure is complete when the dentures are removed from the ass and put back into the mouth.

Dougie grinned with ecstasy as Jimmy pleasured him. Little did Jimmy know he was about to receive the Provincetown Root Canal.

by Shifty Business January 4, 2011

Panama Canal Turd

The toilet overflows after you've deposited a huge turd capable of choking someone to death. This turd swims with the rising toilet waters over the brim and sails for freedom whilst simultaneously chasing your wet, shitty, pants-around-the-ankles, self.

Be careful using that toilet! You don't want to be a victim of the Panama Canal Turd!

by Jami1026 March 24, 2010

canal measuring contest

The female version of a dick measuring contest.

She interrupted Bill and Dave, arguing over who had the biggest tires on their Jeep, with "I'm not getting into a Canal Measuring Contest with you two!", knowing it would eventually lead into another Nascar discussion. This, in fact, served the purpose of calling them women without them getting the joke.

by MrFauxBot January 25, 2021

Animal in the Panama Canal

Shot consisting of 1/3 honey whiskey, 1/3 tequila and 1/3 rumplemintz. Especially delicious and effective when consumed in multiple doses and when one feels the urge to "animal some shots."

Dude 1: Yo, let's animal some shots.

Dude 2: Bartender, we would like to get animal on some shots. What would you recommend?

Barkeep: I recommend you each inhale an Animal in the Panama Canal stat... perhaps even multiple.

Dude 1: Excellent choice, for later we will hit up Club Vogue and possibly even light some stuff on fire.

by The Animal in the Panama Canal January 15, 2010

brown canal sandwich

to pay two dead beat hookers to get naked and proceed to spread their butt cheeks as far as possible, then press them together with your face in the middle.

i sure did enjoy that brown canal sandwich i was offered the other day.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015