A dodgy two-footer.
by sophiemuck October 5, 2022
Get the Chompedmug. by Sexysextant March 28, 2024
Get the Bunny Bum Chompsmug. "The minute they mentioned pizza, I got tickle chomps." Tickle chomps hit me just thinking about dinner.
by Billyjim2 October 27, 2019
Get the tickle chompsmug. by Misswinger September 24, 2011
Get the Nob chompmug. The Big Chomp is the single greatest shark of the plenty of sharks that are in the sea. Even though his zodiac is the aquarium, his horizon goes far beyond the walls of a regular tank. He loves to swim to different shores and explore new things. His beautiful explorer smile is proof of that. With arms and a body like a Greek demigod, he is a great athlete and his tennis and mini golf skills are definitely top 2% (though not quite top 1%). His team spirit is unrivaled - not matter for which team he is playing on. Although he gets easily flustered (which is super adorbs by the way), he is still extremely tough and hard working.
He pairs great with high maintenance creatures from far away shores which thrive in messy areas (they might clean up for a selfie) and demand constant car rides plus storage of their stuff.
Arguably his strongest skill is telling awesome dad jokes. This skill is only overtrumped by his ability to explain these jokes in detail.
Like every shark, he doesn’t hate (indeed even likes) good pizzarrr, Pepsi Carola, and a nice PB & jelly sandwich.
If you ever catch this rare creature, you don“t want to let go if it…
He pairs great with high maintenance creatures from far away shores which thrive in messy areas (they might clean up for a selfie) and demand constant car rides plus storage of their stuff.
Arguably his strongest skill is telling awesome dad jokes. This skill is only overtrumped by his ability to explain these jokes in detail.
Like every shark, he doesn’t hate (indeed even likes) good pizzarrr, Pepsi Carola, and a nice PB & jelly sandwich.
If you ever catch this rare creature, you don“t want to let go if it…
Klukes: „OMG, I think a saw the Big Chomp at the bar during trivia night. I couldn’t stop staring. I would love to hang with him and have some pizzarr, but I think I am too intimidated.“
by klukeless July 24, 2018
Get the The Big Chompmug. A extension from a “chop”, which is when one smokes tobacco and weed together through a bowl, a chomp is when one takes a chop and then proceeds to take the bowl out, place a whippet balloon at the end of the downstem, and take a womp through the bowl within the same breath as the “chop”. Hence chop+womp=chomp.
Woooahh the buzz, the wompage, the high. I fuckin chomped out, Stewart. AND THE CROSSBAR IS STILLL REVERBERATING FROM THAT STRIKE STEWART! With that chomp to the dome and a stiffy in his neather regions he’s bound to have a day and a day he shall haaaave
by Nee guy March 31, 2024
Get the Chompmug. During an intimate moment the male counterpart must latch his knashers upon the women’s lip then proceed to cough in her mouth
by The Cheese is Daddy November 22, 2021
Get the The Chomp and Coughmug.