Cat

Something that can both clean itself and doesn't yell at you for no reason, It can also walk on anything.

Poseidon -"Hey is that a cat?"
Zeus-"I dont know..."
Poseidon"Probaly"

by The dmauri kid October 15, 2017

Cat

Jazz terminology

Warren: "You know I saw Jeff at Steve's Place the other night."
Rick: "I can't stand that cat, man.
Fred: "Word, man. That cat is always trying to play us like fools."

by Define Please June 14, 2016

Cat

A small dog that meows

Cats are cool

by SPONGEGAR SPELLING March 10, 2018

Cat

pieces of fluff that sleep and push things off tables and counters, that is it

Isaac: what happened
Josh: my cat pushed a piece of scissors of the shelf cutting a wire making my daughters life support to fail
Isaac: lol get nae naed

by Tobyvenom August 16, 2020

cat

lil cute and hot like really hot fur balls and they are ussualy very cute and loving and they are very good naruto runners

my cat is hot as hell he will beat you up

by yussuf omar the cat lover prrr January 20, 2020

Cat

A dumb animal that will bite you once you stop petting it. But THEY ARE SO FLUFFY. They lay around doing nothing except for thinking about taking over the world and killing dogs

It is a nice source of comfort and very very cute. a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractile claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.

by Ham kitty October 10, 2017

Cat

Cute balls of fluff who may murder you in your sleep.
A.K.A Felines

Friend 1: Where is he? He didn't come to work!
Friend 2: His cat murdered him.
Friend 1: Oh ok.

by DAVID BAE TENNANT March 15, 2015